19/06/2026
🎶Dada dud da da…”I’m lovin’ it”🎶 So, I'm enjoying my brekkie, and suddenly I get a 📲 from some young kid asking when McDonald's is moving to Prebbleton. My response? 'Not in your lifetime'…I figured it was just some kid messing with me, until a mate sent me a pic of my For Lease sign in Prebbleton, and I was like 'hold up, did I miss something?' It looked suspiciously like an AI-generated image, but nope, then the calls started rolling in from the locals and Facebook groups asking if the Golden Arches were rising in Prebbleton. Even The Selwyn Times got in touch! I'm sticking to my story - it's all just fake news, right?