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Kia ora , I’m Dylan your trusted local property helper qualified in glazing, I also offer a range of reliable and affordable services to keep your property looking its best, including: Lawns ,Trees , Water blasting , General Labor.

25/06/2026

Aunty Matawai

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25/06/2026

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Nice inside job coz it's bloody wet outside! Now me old mate Gargs from sunset primary school rang me with a problem. He...
24/06/2026

Nice inside job coz it's bloody wet outside!
Now me old mate Gargs from sunset primary school rang me with a problem. He said every time he tries teaching the kids how to pass the ball, they're hitting all the artwork on the walls and wrecking it. Now if you know Gargs, he's never been one to know how to pass, so him teaching the kids how to pass the ball is pretty faarked in itself! 😂

However, he did come up with an idea to put polycarbonate sheets over the artwork which go around all the walls in the school hall so he rang ol' OB's Services and that's exactly what we did!
Now Gargs can continue teaching the kids how to pass the ball, and they can hit the walls all they want because the little Picasso paintings are now protected behind polycarb sheets.
S**t yeah! 🤙

I seen a fula pinching the gate but didnt say anything incase he took afence HA !! Chur uncle Billy
14/06/2026

I seen a fula pinching the gate but didnt say anything incase he took afence HA !! Chur uncle Billy

From changing glass for Mrs Bount to mowing grass in the Mount. A few more jobs for OB's Services, then this bloke's out...
11/06/2026

From changing glass for Mrs Bount to mowing grass in the Mount. A few more jobs for OB's Services, then this bloke's out for the count. 😴🤙

*Out with the old in with the new*This old glass from the 80s was in most houses we all partied at back in the day. We'd...
11/06/2026

*Out with the old in with the new*

This old glass from the 80s was in most houses we all partied at back in the day. We'd all be drinking DB Draught and homebrew bourbon, then we'd all head off to the Tudor Tours to cause absolute havoc. I even think my bro Butterbean got the barmaid pregnant on the bonnet of his Ford Cortina.
Anyway, getting way off topic. Was just reminiscing about the good old days...I wish they told us it was the good old days!

But back to this job this glass has nice new toughened safety glass with all new rubber seals now the mokos can boot rugby balls into them all day long!!

Tu Much OB's

09/06/2026

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Phone rings: Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha MenMe: Kia ora, OB's Services.Client: Hey, I was seeing if you're keen for a bi...
08/06/2026

Phone rings: Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

Me: Kia ora, OB's Services.

Client: Hey, I was seeing if you're keen for a bit of doggy?

Me: S**t, I think you've got the wrong services. You want to ring Hodgie for that.

Client: No, no, get your mind out of the gutter. I need a dog picked up and looked after for a couple of hours, then taken to a dog bus to be transferred down south.

Me: Well, that's a new one, but yeah, of course. Sweet as!

OB's Services now doing animal transfers 👀🤝

19/05/2026

Poor Mrs Morgan

This client wanted to palm this tree off, she wasn’t too frond of it so down it came ...HA
27/04/2026

This client wanted to palm this tree off, she wasn’t too frond of it so down it came ...HA

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