Garang hetjok

Garang hetjok Comedian A man stand with strong pride on my heart but take note differentiate pride with arrogance 🙏💥🙏

26/06/2025

No one should come out for 2days at 3'oclock because I want to learn how to drive a jet🙄

14/08/2023

SHORT STORY ABOUT BREAK UP😸😸

There was a day my Ex sent me a breakup message. My mum asked me what am I reading, then I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" then she said "but why are you crying? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/08/2023

What law did u break in school
No dating💑😙
No fighting🥷
No late coming⏰
No phones😂

04/08/2023

I thought I Know all s*x styles until I overheard one guy saying, "Baby bend as if you want to vote for John Frog. "🤣

04/08/2023

SAD NEWS😭

Woman uses juju on her husband's manhood,it only stands when she's with him🙆🤣🤷

27/07/2023

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27/07/2023

There was this Girl I met when I Trāvelled to Werkhok Village, Jonglei State.
Her name was Achol, She's Fair, And She Grew up from The Village.

I told My Parents on how I love her, But they disagreed that Over their Dëad-body Will they allow me To Marry a Vulgar and illiterate Girl....I Barked at them, that they Shouldn't spoil The Image of my Chosen Gold!!...😒😒🥰🥰🥰

I discussed It with my Bad Friend, Mading 🙄....of Course, that one Gave Me Go ahead that I Should Start thinking of how to get her Pregnant and start living a new Married and Fulfilled Life...

I took Achol to Juba city, And cālled my Friends Including Mading to celebrate the Welcome of my New Wife...

That very day, about 15 of my Friends Cāme, And We Asked Achol to serve us...
I knew Village Girls are very Gifted in Welcoming Visitors, so there was No Issues Concerning that.. 💖💖🥰🥰

She served us Glasses of water.... And We Gulped it Hürriedly, but Mading Was still Doing his Silly Act of playing Games on his Phone....

"Mading, Won't you Comfort yourself??, They have serve you water and you haven't drink it..??!!"

Just as Mading was about drinking it, Achol Interrupted...

"Nawaoo, So Juba and Villäge are even the same?...na em my People dey Talk say Juba is bigger than Village in terms of Development.."

Everyone was confused..

Achol, what are you trying to say...

"I mean, In our Village, we have Clay pot, where we do Get Water From.... but as I come here, I didn't see Clay pot, but I saw One White Pot in Our Room, So I took water from it!!.."

Everybody stöod up as if We sat on Nail!...

I broke the silence!

"Jess'suss!!, Wait wait wait!!!!, Achol!!!!!, Don't tell me that you took water from the Water Closest and serve us to Drînk??!"

"My Love, Which one is Water Closest???, I saw one White Pot in the Toilet, And I'm very SURE that's Juba Clay pot, so I took water from them to serve You all...."

As I was Still Looking at How my Friends Were vomiting I remembered that I urinat

02/07/2023

A Doctor and Engineer entered a chocolate store.

As they were busy looking around, the Doctor st0le 3 Chocolates bars.

As they left the store, the Doctor said to the Engineer,
"Man! I'm the bést thief ever, i stole 3 Chocolates bars and no one saw me. You can't béat that! "

The Engineer replied,
" Okay, you wanna see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing. "

So they both went up to the Counter and the Engineer said to the shop Boy, "Hey, would you like to see some Màgic? "
The shop Boy replied, " Yes! "

The Engineer said, " Give me one Chocolate bar". The shop Boy gave him one and he ate it.
He asked for the second and he ate that one as well.
He asked for the third which he also ate too.

The shop Boy asked, " Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where's the magic? "

The Engineer replied, " Check in my Friend's pocket.
You'll find all 3 chocolate bars."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

21/06/2023

Indeed crazy!!! 😂

A man and his wife were traveling from Juba to Dubai by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now.

We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”

At that point, Mr. Majok touched his wife Achol and said “Honey, please forgive me , your sister Nyankir that stays with us is my side chick,
we had several abortions with her. she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Dubai so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me.

She responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me , Mach and Athieng among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Ayen the rest belong to Mangar Your best friend. You also remember you were robbed by arm Torontos last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some Toronto Boys who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Atem tuition fee. He got admission in Makerere University in Uganda. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired Torontos on our return To juba .” Mr. majok responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news.

One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES ”

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