06/01/2026
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ~ Erma Bombeck
Summer is here... take a look at this collection of tweets from parents during the summer...
* If you're wondering how awesome my summer break is going, my kid just found a harmonica.
* If you think Twitter has tons of people craving attention & validation allow me to introduce you to kids doing tricks in a swimming pool.
* I hate when I've been at home with my kids for 2 months for summer break and it's actually only been 2 weeks.
* My kids are trying to start a fire in the basement by rubbing Legos together, so if anyone wants to hang out, I'm free for the summer.
* July:
Boys-When do we go back to school?
Me-Not sure, end of August maybe?
Aug:
Boys-When do we go back?
Me-Exactly 21 days 3 hours & 6 mins.
* 5-year-old: We never do anything fun.
Me: I just took you out for ice cream.
5: We never do anything fun twice in a row.
* By 10 a.m. on the first day of summer break, my son said he was bored. The chore list I am about to make will wrap around the Earth 3 times.
* I'm sending my kids to a free summer camp program called GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.
* After a long, hard winter, my kids like to take advantage of the beautiful summer weather by playing computer games in the basement all day.
* When I think I can't take it anymore I just remind myself that it's only 1,692 hours till school starts again.
* 7yo: I got duck p**p on my hand
Me: Ok, don't touch anything until we get home,
looks in back seat
7yo: already eating crackers
* Asking for prayers for a 5-year-old at our local playground. His mother is being really unfair and also packed the wrong brand of pretzels.
* It's summer & I can't get the neighbors' kids out of my house, so I told them a black widow is hiding & I haven't seen them since Saturday.
* We Polled 100 Moms To Find Their Top 5 Favorite Hiding Spots:
5. Psych Ward
4. Internet
3. Inside Own Head
2. Costa Rica
1. Bathroom
* Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
* Summer is when my kids are home making up for all the barely eaten school lunches I packed the last 10 months.
* If you're looking for ideas, a family bike ride is another fun way to sit and listen to your kids complain for an hour.
* Yesterday was the last day of school. The kids have already completed the 56 activities I had planned to keep them busy the entire summer.
* There is no way your kid can prove you weren't watching their underwater somersault in the shallow end.
* School's out but I didn't tell the kids. Right now they are waiting for the bus. Should buy me a few hours.
* My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.
* 7-year-old: Why don't we have a pool?
Me: We need that space for grass. We have a pig.
7: I'll teach her to swim.
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