04/01/2026
Couldn’t resist one more from our own Roswell Fire Department 😂
Roswell Fire Department is proud to introduce our newest apparatus – H.E.R.O.
Horse Emergency Response Only.
Fuel costs what it costs. We innovated.
He requires no diesel. No DEF fluid. No emissions testing. No pump repairs. He has never submitted a maintenance request, which already puts him ahead of three of our current rigs. He has also never called out sick. We are not naming names.
He arrived fully equipped. We did not do that. He just showed up like that. We are choosing to see it as initiative.
His name is Diesel. We did not plan that. We are all still processing it.
Diesel reports for duty April 1st. He is ready. We are less sure.
Roswell Fire Department. Always Ready. Stable Operations.