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Samuel Avila Jr.
Real Estate
Realtor

08/12/2014

Real Estate Joke of the Day!!!

The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he’d been putting off for weeks.

He’d cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, “Say, what do you charge for yard work?”

The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, “The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her.”