09/04/2026
Friday morning prescription: COFFEE. โ๏ธ๐
Dosage: one oversized mug by mouth as needed.
Repeat until fully awake and able to deal with people. ๐
Refills: UNLIMITED.
Possible side effects may include:
โ๏ธ Increased productivity
โ๏ธ Random bursts of motivation
โ๏ธ Excessive talking
โ๏ธ Believing I can accomplish everything on my to-do list before noon
Happy Friday! Hereโs to strong coffee, a productive day, and an even better weekend ahead. โค๏ธ