08/28/2025
College Football is BACK!
Colorado’s bison mascot has retired. Like Coach Prime, she’s decided running is optional. Expect her chilling in Prime sunglasses on the sideline.
Nebraska’s solution to decades of mediocrity? All black uniforms. Because nothing screams “please respect us” like a fashion statement.
Rebrand season is here too:
* Boise State → Boise
* Fresno State → Fresno
* UCF → UCF (stop saying Central Florida!)
* Louisiana-Lafayette → Louisiana
* Meanwhile, Ohio State is still yelling “It's *THE* Ohio State!”
And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, players are wearing skorts. Yes, skorts. Tennis fashion meets the trenches.
But let’s be honest, none of this matters. Football is back. Dreams will be shattered by Monday, but the grills are hot and life feels right again.