09/23/2026
🏡 FOR SALE: 9.54 ACRES OF “PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME”
Are you tired of neighbors being close enough to know when your Amazon packages arrive?
Have you ever looked out your window and thought, “You know what this view needs? Fewer people.”
Do you have a horse?
Want a horse?
Want to LOOK like the kind of person who owns horses while actually just drinking coffee and staring at your pond?
We can help.
This premium slice of Florida comes fully equipped with:
🏡 A 3-bedroom, 2-bath house
Because apparently you need somewhere to sleep after spending all day wandering around your 9.54 ACRES.
💦 Your own approximately 2-acre pond
Waterfront property without having to share the waterfront with 847 other people in a subdivision.
🎣Fish in it.
👀Stare at it.
🍷Drink wine beside it.
👋Wave to Steve, the resident alligator. 🐊
🐴 A 4-stall barn + 2 fenced pastures
Perfect for horses, livestock, or finally justifying the boots you've been wearing to Tractor Supply.
🌳 Almost TEN acres
Enough room for privacy, animals, toys, hobbies, questionable projects your spouse doesn't know about yet, and approximately 73 trips to Home Depot.
🦟 Authentic Florida wildlife experience included
Birds. Deer. Bugs. Probably something rustling in the bushes that you choose not to investigate after dark.
🚗 Country living without actually disappearing from civilization
You're far enough out to feel like you've escaped everyone...
…but close enough to be back in town in about 15 minutes when you realize you forgot the coffee creamer.
Perfect for:
People who want land.
People who want privacy.
Horse people.
Future horse people.
People with too many toys.
People who say, “I just want some SPACE.”
And anyone who's ever looked at a cookie-cutter neighborhood and whispered:
“Absolutely not.”
🏡 9.54 ACRES | 3 BEDROOMS | 2 BATHROOMS | 2-ACRE POND | BARN | 2 FENCED PASTURES
$899,000.00
No HOA president hiding behind a palm tree measuring your grass.
Just room to breathe. 🌴
