McGehee Humphrey & Davis Realty

06/10/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but buying another Stanley cup ain't fixing your problems......
Buying 5 acres in the woods and refusing to answer your phone?
Now we're getting somewhere.....

Coincidentally... I've got land for sale....

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Kentucky land and homes

06/04/2026

For the low, low price of $39,900 with just $1,000 down, you can own 2 glorious acres in beautiful Andyville, Kentucky.....

Amenities include:

Unlimited tree viewing
Complimentary bird noises
Free-range deer sightings
Premium sunset package
Fresh country air delivered directly to your face
Outdoor entertainment area (also known as raccoons trying to steal your trash)

We're talking 2 acres of freedom, poor decisions, and unlimited opportunities to yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY" at possums and squirrels.....

📍 Andyville, KY
💰 $39,900
💵 $1,000 Down

Reserve your spot today and begin your journey toward becoming the mysterious guy everyone swears lives down that road but nobody has actually seen in six months...

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06/01/2026

Grace Bennett Tester has officially won the Desk Goose + MHD Tumbler Giveaway!

Grace, congratulations!
You are now the proud future owner of:
One emotionally supportive Desk Goose
One MHD tumbler to keep your sweet tea, coffee, or questionable gas station beverage at the perfect temperature

To everyone else:
Thank you for liking, sharing, commenting, tagging friends, tagging enemies, and generally causing a disturbance on Facebook.

Don't worry if you didn't win... We'll probably give away something else soon

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06/01/2026

After a lengthy review process, several committee meetings, and absolutely zero bribery....
Jason Humphrey has once again been named Employee of the Month.....
We are glad to gift him...
An ALL-EXPENSE-PAID trip to Mr. Gatti's Lunch Buffet

That's right...

Management will cover:
Unlimited pizza
Unlimited salad (nobody's getting that)
Unlimited dessert pizza
At least 3 trips back to the buffet

Transportation not included because Jason owns a truck and can figure it out himself

Congratulations, Jason!

Keep up the mediocre work. We're all counting on you

- Management (also Jason)

05/31/2026

Go to the original post Bows And More By Christina to enter!!

🪿🪿🚨🚨GOOSE GIVEAWAY🚨🚨🪿🪿

Teaming up with McGehee Humphrey & Davis Realty on this GIVEAWAY for a porch goose & outfit/bow!!! Here's your chance!

1. Follow Bows And More By Christina
2. Follow McGehee Humphrey & Davis Realty
3. Like/Share post
4. Tag a goose lover!!

**you will be able to choose goose outfit/bow fabric!!**

NEVER CLICK ANY LINKS THAT SAY YOU WON
THEY ARE SCAMS
WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE

05/28/2026

Welcome to Bolton School Rd where your future self can finally become the legend you were always meant to be....

This bad boy is 6.38 heavily wooded acres of absolute freedom.....
We’re talking....
Enough trees to hide from your ex bf, the IRS, and your responsibilities....
Prime hunting grounds...
Bambi’s scared...Bigfoot’s intrigued
ATV playground that’ll make your buddies jealous...
Multiple spots to build your dream house, tiny home, moonshine still, or “I’m not crazy, this is a compound” setup....

County water & electric available, so you can have AC while you pretend to live off the land like a true Kentucky warrior

Only 15 mins from Munfordville and 30 mins from Elizabethtown ....close enough for Walmart runs, far enough that your in-laws will forget how to get there

Asking Price $79,900
Owner financing is available
All you need is a down payment and a pulse

DM me before your cousin buys it and turns it into a failed haunted hayride attraction

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05/27/2026

4+ acre wooded tracts in Breckinridge County....
$44,900

No restrictions....
Build a house....
Build a fortress....
Build a Bigfoot research center....
We don't care....

Only $1,000 down....
all you need is a down payment and a pulse

Paved road access so you can zoom in with your tractor at 3am like the main character you are..

15 minutes to Hardinsburg
35 minutes to Uncle Steph's Ice Cream & Eats for them famous frosty fries...

Message me before your neighbor buys it and turns it into a pickleball court.....

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05/27/2026

1 acre in Upton, KY for $44,500
Translation:
You get a grassy patch + what looks like the set of The Blair Witch Project....

828 Wonderland Rd, Upton, KY
1 Acre – $44,500

Features:
Already has water & electric at the road so you can charge your phone while questioning your decisions
Septic system installed for when nature calls... aggressively
A "path" through the woods that screams future true crime documentary location

Come fight the trees with me....
Or don't......
More land for the rest of us.....

05/27/2026

Hey lake lizards....
Fishing freaks....
Pontoon pirates....
Campground cryptids...
Dock goblins....
Riverbank raccoons....
Floating rednecks....
Beer cooler engineers....
Wake boat weirdos....
Flip-flop hillbillies....
Sunburnt marina mutants....
Professional lawn-chair anglers....
And grown men emotionally attached to a bass boat named “Liquid Asset.”

Y’all need to listen up.....
Eveleigh Point at Rough River still has lake lots available and buddy… this is your chance to fully embrace your lake life story...

Campers allowed....
Manufactured homes allowed.....
County water.....
Owner financing.....

You could be sittin beside a firepit at 11am on a Tuesday eating slightly burnt hotdogs while your cousin tries to explain why his boat trailer wheel is smoking.....
You could be yelling “WOOOO” every time somebody wipes out on a tube.....
You could be judging strangers at the boat ramp like it’s an Olympic sport.....
You could be three Busch Lights deep arguing about whether Bigfoot lives around Rough River.

Starting at $29,000
Call us today check em out....

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05/22/2026

5-acre wooded tracts in Harrison County, Indiana.....

$84,900

County water available...
Private enough your family might stop dropping by unexpectedly....

20 minutes to Brandenburg.
25 minutes to Corydon.

These tracts are perfect if you’ve ever said..
I swear I’m gonna buy land and disappear

Well congratulations, hillbilly Batman…
here’s your chance.....

Build a house
Build a cabin
Build a shop bigger than your actual house
Fight a raccoon
Sit outside shirtless judging weather patterns
Live your dream...

You could be....
burning brush piles
drinking beer beside a bonfire
watching deer casually trespass
grilling mystery meat while your buddy explains crypto for the 47th time......

Owner financing is available....
All you need is a down payment and a pulse..