Matt Kirby-Smith

05/30/2026

🥂 CONTRACT SIGNED: Park Slope perfection is officially moving toward the finish line.
📍 316 2nd St, Unit 5E | Park Slope, Brooklyn
🛏 2 Beds | 🛁 1 Bath | 🌆 2 Private Outdoor Spaces

This stunning penthouse-style condo, nestled in the highly sought-after City View Gardens, has found its perfect match and is now under contract. A keyed elevator delivers you directly into this sun-drenched, loft-like sanctuary, defined by its incredible dual outdoor spaces.

Boasting an intelligent layout, premier building amenities like a landscaped central courtyard and direct garage parking access, plus ultra-low carrying costs with a tax abatement in place until 2030, it’s no surprise this rare gem didn't stay on the market for long.

The strategy worked, and the finish line is in sight! 🥂

05/29/2026

JUST LISTED: Red Hook perfection is officially on the market.

This stunning corner duplex townhouse, nestled in "The Conover", one of the neighborhood's most striking and design-forward boutique condominiums... is ready for its next chapter.

📍 199 Conover St, Townhouse F | Red Hook
🛏 2 Beds | 🛁 2.5 Baths

Boasting a spectacular private entrance, 1,433 square feet of sun-soaked luxury, and 10ft exposed concrete ceilings, this property is a rare find. From the masterclass in spatial design curated by a visionary set designer, to the custom chef’s kitchen and wide-plank Madera white oak floors, this home is the definition of industrial chic blended with warm Brooklyn charm AND…a deeded parking spot is included!

The best part? You can actually purchase all the furnishings and move right in, if you so choose!

The strategy is set, and a masterpiece like this won't last long! 🥂

First Open House is Sunday, May 31st from 1:00 - 3:00 PM.

05/28/2026

05/26/2026

27 years, that's how long New York waited for this...🏀 The Knicks swept their way back to the NBA Finals last night and the whole city felt it. The Garden is shaking. I grew up watching this team and it hasn't been easy. Let's win and bring home a chip, New York. 🗽

05/08/2026

NYC Co-op boards demanding a literal LinkedIn profile for your dog is peak unhinged behavior. 🐶💼

If your Frenchie doesn't have a professional headshot, a list of hobbies, and glowing letters of recommendation, it’s an immediate rejection. Luckily, finessing the city's most exclusive gatekeepers to get your fur baby approved is my actual superpower.

Let's get the whole squad past the vibe check. 💅🏢

05/04/2026

The Brooklyn stoop is literally the original group chat. 🗣️☕️

Forget the MLS, we close deals just by spilling tea with the neighbors on the front steps. If you can’t handle the entire block clocking your renovation aesthetic while you try to check your mail, a downtown high-rise is definitely more your vibe.

Ready to secure your spot on the most exclusive steps in NY? 💅✨