09/29/2026
Predicting the future… Friday at 9 AM, and you’ll already mentally be out of the office.
Let’s be honest, your productivity will be questionable at best once Friday hits. A.B. and Levi don’t start until 7, so you have plenty of time to develop a believable excuse to leave early.
Priorities, people. Some things are more important than a paycheck. 🍻