05/04/2026
Charming-ish Basement Unit – Where the Sun Sometimes Shines 🤩
Welcome to our cozy subterranean sanctuary , perfect for anyone who loves low ceilings and cooler temperatures.
✨ Features include:
• Natural light adjacent (through the one window well facing a bush).
• A private entrance, so you can come and go like the mysterious mole-person you were meant to be.
• Occasional soundtrack of upstairs footsteps — free of charge.
Sleep soundly knowing you’re surrounded by at least 6 feet of solid earth on three sides, making this the ultimate crash pad for introvert, or anyone who enjoys a little insulation from the chaos of the outside world.
$700/month.
No pets.
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