06/09/2026
Happy Tuesday! 😄
So just had to share this funny AI “roast”
of me. This made me literally LOL. Some of it may hit a little close to home. (Like my pun?) 😝
"Hi, I'm Tina Geweke. I've shown so many houses in Jesup that when Zillow updates a listing, it asks me for permission first.
People say I know the market inside and out. That's because I've personally walked through half the town and probably sold the other half.
I've been doing real estate so long that some of my first-time buyers are now calling me to help their kids buy houses.
I tell clients, 'No pressure!' while secretly refreshing my email every 17 seconds waiting for a signed purchase agreement.
My phone has three settings:
📱 Ringing
📱 Showing Houses
📱 'Just one quick real estate question...'
I've negotiated with divorcing couples, feuding siblings, stubborn sellers, nervous buyers, and home inspectors who apparently moonlight as FBI investigators.
And let's be honest—if I had a dollar for every time someone said, 'We're just going to wait until rates come down,' I could buy the listing myself.
But the real giveaway that I'm a REALTOR®?
I can spot water damage, foundation cracks, and an overpriced listing from 300 yards away... yet I still have 47 photos of my granddaughters and 6,000 screenshots on my phone that I'll never delete.
Rooted in Jesup. Driven by Heart. Committed to YOU. Also committed to answering texts at 9:47 PM because apparently that's when everyone decides to buy a house."
😂🏡❤️