09/02/2026
Random customer: Hi, I’d like a quote to cut my gras
Me: absolutely, (after checking property size) that will be $70 per week.
Random customer: “WHAT, how can you justify charging $70 !?! All you’re doing is cutting grass”!!
Me: Well, it’s expensive to own a legitimately run and insured business as well as pay your employees well.. We will have two team members on your property for 20 minutes each week plus we have to pay them to drive to your property.
Random customer: That’s ridiculous! I gotta guy who will do it for $40. I’m not paying you that to cut grass.
Me: I completely understand your perspective, thank you for considering us. Give us a call if it doesn’t work out with the other company.
*Halfway through the season
Random Customer: Hey, do you still have room in your schedule? My current company said their equipment broke down and they just quit showing up.
Me: Hi, we sure do, but our prices have gone up slightly because gas prices have gone up this year.
Random customer: UGH, FINE!! Sign me up..