Clark Stewart - Alabama Lake Homes "The Lake Guru"

Clark Stewart - Alabama Lake Homes "The Lake Guru" Connecting Northeast Alabama’s lakefront buyers and sellers one home adventure at a time!

🚨Weiss Lake Waterfront! 🎣Brand New 2 bed / 1 bath low maintenance lake getaway on septic inside a gated community. Priva...
05/20/2026

🚨Weiss Lake Waterfront! 🎣

Brand New 2 bed / 1 bath low maintenance lake getaway on septic inside a gated community. Private dock, community boat ramp and EPIC SUNSETS from your back covered patio!

🔥$264,900

Cedar Point Subdivision is one of the best kept secrets on the lake! Limited to about 25 owners, lifelong friendships grow here! If you enjoy quiet evenings strolling around chatting with neighbors or fishing off your dock with a drink in hand, Cedar Point is your happy place!

This 700 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. It is located at 2516 Us Highway 411 N #16, Leesburg, AL.

📍1505 Pleasant Valley Road, Rainbow City, AL 35906📍✅ $329,900!🚗 7 min drive to both Westbrook Christian School and Etowa...
05/20/2026

📍1505 Pleasant Valley Road, Rainbow City, AL 35906📍

✅ $329,900!

🚗 7 min drive to both Westbrook Christian School and Etowah High School!

3 beds 2 baths with a flexible layout and bonus rooms!

Fully custom tongue-in-groove walls and custom woodwork throughout!

Massive two story stacked stone fireplace!

1 Acre Lot!

Two car garage and detached workshop!

Screened patio/BBQ pavilion!

This 2200 square feet Single Family home has 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It is located at 1505 Pleasant Valley Rd, Rainbow City, AL.

05/12/2026

I was asked by a seller whose home is priced right why the market is so slow right now. Here’s the point blank, non-sugar coated answer:

Sellers need to stop treating their property as their lottery ticket/golden parachute. We have more inventory than I’ve ever seen on market. There’s no gold or crude oil under your porch.

Buyers need to realize that we’re never gonna see 2.5% interest rates again. They don’t complain about their credit card or auto interest rates, but interest rates in the 6s and 7s my parents would have placed me up for adoption in the 80s over, are not unreasonable. If the government hadn’t stood on the housing market scale for years with insanely low rates - leaving the free market to market, we’d be sitting in the 5s right now. Sellers want pre-Covid over ask offers, and buyers want their payment to look like the 2.5% days they sat on the bench for.

The takeaway is we’ve got a massive gap between expectation and reality on both sides of the ball right now.

So the yellow wasps aren’t typically aggressive, the red wasps aren’t friendly, but both species keep the real punks awa...
03/13/2026

So the yellow wasps aren’t typically aggressive, the red wasps aren’t friendly, but both species keep the real punks away - the yellow jackets. Do with this what you will!

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Every paper wasp colony from last year is dead. Not dormant. Dead. The workers, the males, the old queen — all killed by the first hard freeze. The only survivors were the new queens. They hibernated inside your attic insulation, behind your shutters, in the gap where your siding meets the soffit. They've been frozen in place since November.

This week, the south-facing walls of your house warmed above fifty degrees for the first time. The queens are thawing. One at a time. Crawling out groggy and slow. Each one alone. Looking for a dry sheltered surface to start building.

Right now she's building a paper disc the size of a quarter. By herself. No help. In three weeks it has a handful of cells with eggs inside. In six weeks the first workers emerge and start helping. By midsummer the nest has dozens of workers and aggressive defense is fully active.

The difference between a free five-minute fix and a problem that costs real money is about two to three weeks.

🌿 Where to check this weekend:

- Under every eave, porch ceiling, and deck railing
- Inside open garages, sheds, and carports
- Behind shutters and under windowsills
- On outdoor light fixtures and above doorframes
- Look for a single slow wasp or a papery disc smaller than a quarter — that's the starter nest

🌿 What to do if you find one:

- Wait until evening when she's dormant at dusk
- Knock the starter nest down with a stick or broom. That's the entire job
- She'll relocate — usually not back to the same surface once it's been disturbed
- No chemicals needed. No protective gear. No cost
- Check the same spots again in a week — a second queen may try the same location
- The window for easy removal closes in two to three weeks. Once workers emerge, the dynamic changes completely

One queen. One broom. One evening. That's the whole project 🌿

My listing sold for $400/SF! But it’s not about the footage. It’s about the value! If you can articulate the value in th...
03/11/2026

My listing sold for $400/SF! But it’s not about the footage. It’s about the value! If you can articulate the value in the listing to the market, the right buyer is out there. This property offered incredible views of Weiss Lake, a private peninsula and a well-designed home. The appraiser saw the same value I did. The rest is history. I’m not scared of price per square foot. If you’ve got the right property, I can find your buyer! Give me a call!

Clark Stewart
“The Lake Guru”
Alabama Lake Homes
256-390-5902

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01/23/2026

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