10/15/2024
6 Rules For A Safe Halloween!
1. When it appears you've killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. Just run away.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. Don't be that girl.
4. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open ports to hell.
5. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
6. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, and you think that's strange because you thought you still had a half tank of gas, do not get out of the car and flag down a passing stranger.