09/25/2026
Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where George figured he might have a better shot at happiness and success if he did the exact opposite of his natural inclination?
I’m pulling a Costanza today. I’m resisting my urge to write about the coast, deepwater, grand homes, and gracious Lowcountry living. Instead, I’m returning to 43.3 acres in rural Rowesville, South Carolina.
No cocktails on the center console here. Think sweet tea, deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey, watching college football, and shooting s***t.
At 703 Bay Road, the main house follows Southern Living’s Four Gables plan, with a wide front porch, a metal roof, and a screened porch overlooking the countryside. There’s also a two-bedroom cottage built in 2024, a pond, cook shed, and more room to roam than most of us know what to do with. Bring the whole family for Thanksgiving. If everyone needs a little space, you’ll have plenty to spare.
Buying the place may not land you a job with the Yankees, but you can put your parents in the guest cottage, and if they take back the marble rye, you may never even notice. Apologies if you're not up on your Seinfeld trivia. 😆
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Listing courtesy of Heather Ulmer with Carolina One Real Estate