06/04/2026
Unhinged things I might ask you to do before I list your house... Yes, I know. There are some big asks!
🧺 Buy what is sometimes called, f*ck-it buckets - one for every room you live in. Showing in 20 minutes? Everything out of place goes IN the bucket. You’re welcome.
💡Replace every bulb with 2700 to 3000 kelvin bulbs. It’s science.
🛋️ You might need to live with rented furniture for a bit… It’s not personal. It just photographs better. We might also rearrange or remove pieces of furniture if needed.
🖼️ Hide the family photos and replace it with something generic. Buyers need to see themselves in your home, not you.
👃The fastest turn-off to buyers (after unimpressive photos) is smell. Let’s get rid of that pet smell, stat!
🔨 Renovate. While I would much prefer you choose to do this while you can enjoy it, depending on the situation- your ROl could be worth it.
I’ve also had clients bury a St. Joseph in the front yard. I’m all for whatever sets the right intention and respect the tradition.
If you’re thinking about selling and you want an agent who will help you go this deep into the details, let’s talk! 📲
