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05/29/2026

I parked my car outside the Capitol building.

“Sir, you can’t park here,” said the cop. “This is where the politicians work.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I locked it”😉

05/28/2026

Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timexes, or heck… even Casios?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?”

I pointed, “Your sign… Watch for Children.”🤦🏽‍♂️😆

05/26/2026

My Cousin Proposed To His Girl At Da Family BBQ & She Said No.. We Tow Ha A*z Up😌🤨🇺🇸

05/25/2026

So I’m literally sitting at home, just relaxing, unwinding.

Out of nowhere, Fred Flintstone BARGES into my house, scares the living hell out of me…

He shouts, as loud as he can:

“YABBA-DAB—”

And then just leaves without further ado.😆

05/24/2026

A man is expected to lead, provide, protect, stay loyal, communicate calmly, regulate his emotions, absorb pressure silently, and still make a woman feel emotionally safe at all times.

But the moment he asks for respect, cooperation, accountability, or peace in return, he risks being called controlling.

That imbalance is exhausting more men than people admit.

05/23/2026

That rotten tooth is tired of that Don Julio hitting it.🤢😷😷

05/23/2026

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.

He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten"🤦🏽‍♂️🤔

05/22/2026

All these different streaming services to watch NBA games is disrespectful to US the fans:😡

05/21/2026

05/20/2026

They closed the local bridge today...

I still can't get over it.🤦🏽‍♂️🤪