10/12/2026
If you’re gonna throw trash out the window, at least make sure it’s biodegradable. 🌱
Just kidding. Don’t throw trash out the window.
We picked up this little roadside buffet along the edge of the land today.
So let’s think about this:
🌱 Animals eat this grass.
🥩 We eat the animals.
So maybe that one wrapper or b**r can isn’t quite as harmless as it seems.
We’ll pick it up. But we’d really rather you keep it in your car and find a trash can at the gas station like the rest of us do.
Do better, y’all. Trash is not meant for the road.