10/18/2026
Okay, North Houston, I had way too much fun making this one. 🎃
If our neighborhoods dressed up for Halloween, here's what I think they'd go as:
🧛 The Woodlands: a Market Street vampire. Bespoke cape, designer fangs, only haunts the good zip codes.
👻 Klein: a PTA phantom. Runs on carpool and cold brew, haunts the group chat.
🏴☠️ Conroe: a Lake Conroe pirate. Only plunders the best fishing spots.
💀 Willis: a rodeo skeleton. Still two-stepping, bones don't need boots.
🕯️ Montgomery: a Victorian ghost. Haunting the historic square since 1837.
Now tell me, which one are you? I need to know. 👇