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Me.  My cousin.  And some painted ladies.  NorCal. SoCal.  We had a killer 10 days together.It's hard to be so far from ...
10/22/2026

Me. My cousin. And some painted ladies.

NorCal. SoCal. We had a killer 10 days together.

It's hard to be so far from my family so I cherish the time I get to spend with them, whether in Europe or the States.

It's such a trip to hear and see how different Europe is from here. The culture. The architecture. The history. The demeanor. The vibes. The customs. The weather. The landscape. I enjoy visiting, but I'm very very happy to hold it down as the "American cousin".

À la prochaine, cousine.

🖤💛🖤💛

Atelier Crenn ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10/10Flawless ex*****on.
10/22/2026

Atelier Crenn

⭐️⭐️⭐️

10/10

Flawless ex*****on.

10/20/2026
Finally sold my house.  I won't lie, I didn't win on this one.  The sale price was really hard to swallow.  I worked rea...
10/08/2026

Finally sold my house.

I won't lie, I didn't win on this one. The sale price was really hard to swallow. I worked really hard to make the design original and genuine. So it's frustrating people didn't see the overwhelming benefits these days. But that seems to be the way people are now; they see the cons before they realize the pros. I'll take no congratulations for this one. And I'll celebrate nothing. I just took a breath and felt a huge relief that it's gone. I'm not used to losing, but it was bound to happen eventually.

For anyone looking to sell in Denver, just know you'll get a lot less for your house than you want. I'm in the top 100 agents in Denver and I sold my house 23% below what it appraised for in May. If I can't sell my house for top dollar, neither can your kid's assistant soccer coach. It'll be a really stressful process unless you price it the right way. Comps don't work anymore. Part timers don't have a clue what to do. And the Zestimate is a joke. You need an agent who just knows what the right price is. Fortunately I have 3. Call us.

Thanks for coming to all my parties there. We had a fu**in blast, didn't we?

Closed Buyers (Arvada)Closed Buyers (Denver) Closed Listing (Englewood)Offer Submitted (Oakland)
10/01/2026

Closed Buyers (Arvada)

Closed Buyers (Denver)

Closed Listing (Englewood)

Offer Submitted (Oakland)

I suppose you could say that Michelle, Max and I have started a tradition of fancy dinners after she crushes weights.  I...
10/01/2026

I suppose you could say that Michelle, Max and I have started a tradition of fancy dinners after she crushes weights. In Greece we opted for a tasting menu Aleria Restaurant. Ya, it was tasty AF. Wanna know the difference between coaching seniors and coaching masters? Cheeseburgers vs duck confit. That's it in a nutshell. Killer meal, killer company and 3 new world records. LFG. Michelle Maehler Denver Barbell Club

09/16/2026

Comment "mezzanine" and I'll send you more info!

This beautiful property is listed by Sarah Abel & Julie Gardner of Compass.

Now that I’m settled in to my new home, I’m back to my regular outings to Michelin restaurants.  May seem fancy, but it’...
08/26/2026

Now that I’m settled in to my new home, I’m back to my regular outings to Michelin restaurants. May seem fancy, but it’s just a hobby and something I grew to appreciate in my 3 years of working in this world. Plus I close more deals when you guys think my life is cool. Which it is. Anyway…

📍 Commis

Everything you need to know about the vibe is in the name. A ‘commis’ is an entry-level chef in a kitchen brigade—a wildly humble title for a place that’s held 2 Michelin stars since 2014. These guys might be humble, but the food is far from entry-level.

The menu is a massive ode to the chef’s Southeast Asian heritage. These guys really went for it. Full send. All gas, no brakes.

Dim sum, sashimi, congee, red curry, sweet soy, coconut, and even a lettuce wrap. LFG. 🥢

I grabbed a seat at the bar for the tasting menu, which is honestly the perfect setup and incredibly comfortable for a solo diner.

What stood out to me the most—and the reason I’ll be back—is the lack of pretense. The plating doesn’t look like it belongs at a Sotheby’s auction. The music isn’t a weird soundtrack from an 80s dystopian film. The space isn't overly opulent. It’s raw, it's real, and everything is designed to support the cuisine rather than distract from it.

If you are exploring the East Bay food scene, this needs to be at the top of your list. It’s definitely one of the best meals I’ve had and a killer expression of Southeast Asia’s robust flavors.

Few things compare to watching my people succeed.  This business is really hard; even harder with people actin' crazy.  ...
07/09/2026

Few things compare to watching my people succeed. This business is really hard; even harder with people actin' crazy. Shoutout and round of applause to my boys for going all in and succeeding. More to come, no doubt.

Under contract.  Check the time stamp.
06/11/2026

Under contract. Check the time stamp.

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