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Now that I’m settled in to my new home, I’m back to my regular outings to Michelin restaurants.  May seem fancy, but it’...
08/26/2026

Now that I’m settled in to my new home, I’m back to my regular outings to Michelin restaurants. May seem fancy, but it’s just a hobby and something I grew to appreciate in my 3 years of working in this world. Plus I close more deals when you guys think my life is cool. Which it is. Anyway…

📍 Commis

Everything you need to know about the vibe is in the name. A ‘commis’ is an entry-level chef in a kitchen brigade—a wildly humble title for a place that’s held 2 Michelin stars since 2014. These guys might be humble, but the food is far from entry-level.

The menu is a massive ode to the chef’s Southeast Asian heritage. These guys really went for it. Full send. All gas, no brakes.

Dim sum, sashimi, congee, red curry, sweet soy, coconut, and even a lettuce wrap. LFG. 🥢

I grabbed a seat at the bar for the tasting menu, which is honestly the perfect setup and incredibly comfortable for a solo diner.

What stood out to me the most—and the reason I’ll be back—is the lack of pretense. The plating doesn’t look like it belongs at a Sotheby’s auction. The music isn’t a weird soundtrack from an 80s dystopian film. The space isn't overly opulent. It’s raw, it's real, and everything is designed to support the cuisine rather than distract from it.

If you are exploring the East Bay food scene, this needs to be at the top of your list. It’s definitely one of the best meals I’ve had and a killer expression of Southeast Asia’s robust flavors.

A lot of you told me to do this when I was 25.  Maybe if I had listened I never would've left SD.  Maybe I wouldn't have...
08/19/2026

A lot of you told me to do this when I was 25. Maybe if I had listened I never would've left SD. Maybe I wouldn't have grown up and met the incredible people I did in Colorado.

This has certainly been a long time coming. Call it full circle if you want.

I did you all a huge favor. Now you can stop hiring your neighbor's nanny or your subaru salesman who just got licensed and just hire me; in California AND Colorado.

You're welcome MFers.

PS. Pretty sure I'm the only one working for both milehimodern and Compass. Who else but me?


Jonathan Yuan + Special Noodle + Tiki = Jon Juan.  IYKYK Jonathan Yuan
08/06/2026

Jonathan Yuan + Special Noodle + Tiki = Jon Juan. IYKYK Jonathan Yuan

Few things compare to watching my people succeed.  This business is really hard; even harder with people actin' crazy.  ...
07/09/2026

Few things compare to watching my people succeed. This business is really hard; even harder with people actin' crazy. Shoutout and round of applause to my boys for going all in and succeeding. More to come, no doubt.

Under contract.  Check the time stamp.
06/11/2026

Under contract. Check the time stamp.

Got this guy under contract today.  Our buyers are getting crazy deals right now.  And you're still on the sidelines.   ...
06/10/2026

Got this guy under contract today. Our buyers are getting crazy deals right now. And you're still on the sidelines.

All gas. No brakes.
06/08/2026

All gas. No brakes.

"What are you going to do with your RE business?"Well I designed it to be mostly remote.  Me and my team already work al...
06/04/2026

"What are you going to do with your RE business?"

Well I designed it to be mostly remote. Me and my team already work all the deals together. Bet ya didn't know that.

Whether it's yearly trips to France and Italy, snowboard trips, visits to my mom or off-road journeys to the middle of nowhere. As long as I have my phone, my laptop and internet, sometimes provided by Starlink, I make the deals happen.

So if ya got real estate needs, keep sending them my way. We'll crush it. And now you can refer us to your Bay area friends too. How exciting.

So many of us know the struggle between what your heart wants and what your mind wants.  My dad figured out how to blend...
06/01/2026

So many of us know the struggle between what your heart wants and what your mind wants. My dad figured out how to blend them in perfect balance. He could switch between the 7 languages he spoke seamlessly and he knew how to cherish people. So even if we don't talk much or at all. Even if you think bridges were burned. I probably still think about you and my door is always open. Because of him.

17 years and counting.

I'm heading back to California.  11 years here has taught me a lot.  I'm mostly the same person I was in 2015, but I kno...
05/30/2026

I'm heading back to California.

11 years here has taught me a lot. I'm mostly the same person I was in 2015, but I know more s**t. Not smarter, just wiser. Definitely tougher. The greatest lesson I've learned here is this:

Let good things happen to you.

The gym.

The real estate.

The communities.

The love.

I didn't come here for any of it.

And yet, all of it found me. And I'm so glad it did. What if I had run from it?

If an opportunity finds you. If someone loves you. If people need you. Don't run. Everyone runs. It's easy. But it's way cooler to stay. Of course you aren't ready. That's the point. Stay. It could be the greatest thing you never thought would happen.

I’m very grateful for my time here. I’m very grateful for everyone who has been in my corner when I needed you. I’m proud of the things I’ve done. I’m going to miss my people here a lot. However, in recent years, I can't stop thinking about home. So it's time for me to go.

It's been a good run. Denver is a chapter I'll surely never forget.

If you like lifting and fitness, join Renegade. Just trust me on that.

🤘🏽🤟🏽✌🏽

PS. There's a going away party. Duh. RSVP link in bio.

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