12/19/2025
The elf on the shelf grew curious one night,
When the copier hummed in fluorescent light.
He pressed one wrong button—whirr!—what a scene,
Now he’s stuck making copies inside the machine.
Flat elf faces slid out, black, white, and gray,
“Help!” cried the elf, “This was not in my day!”
He popped back out, dusty, wiser, and free—
And learned: don’t mess with office machinery.
Don't be like Tiny the TC and get "stuck" in a contract nightmare! Let ezREIclosings turn those holiday contracts into CASH!