06/16/2026
Don’t put it past us to use all available resources. Tape measures are great but are your kids going to measure the backyard? No. Will they do cartwheels? Probably. Also acceptable forms of measurement: “could throw a ball for a German shepherd back here”, “would get out of breath running fence to fence”, “could hit a golf ball back here”, and our favorite “could fit an entire lazy river in the back yard”.