05/21/2026
POV: Realtors on their “day off.” 😂🏡🦆
Tried to relax for one afternoon…
Next thing you know I’m checking new listings, calculating mortgage payments in my head, and answering “quick questions” from clients. 😭
The rubber ducky shirt means I’m OFF duty…
but the Realtor brain never clocks out. 🏠💨
If you see me like this, mind your business unless you’re trying to buy, sell, invest, or ask me if the market is crashing. 😂
— Mario Pacori
Epic Realty
📍 Serving MD & VA
📞 703-300-4225
🔑 First-Time Buyers • Sellers • Investments • Any loans
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