The Biker Code

06/01/2026

Did I start working at Fanta?

05/31/2026

It’s the only option.

05/30/2026

Eagle noise*

05/30/2026

Nothing prepares you for the emotional whiplash of lightly hitting what looks like a normal trash can… and discovering it has the structural integrity of a bunker 😭💀

I genuinely thought the thing would roll or tip over like every other trash can on earth.

NOPE.

This thing apparently had cement inside it because the impact felt like I drove straight into a wall 😩

Now my front end is damaged, the bumper is cracked, and my car is sitting here looking personally offended.

And honestly?
Why is anyone filling trash cans with concrete in the first place 😂

05/15/2026

How many kilos can a bottle of whiskey support

05/13/2026

05/07/2026

They used a dump truck for this demolition

05/07/2026

Built a 7 foot privacy fence. Neighbor raised his by 2 feet and put a camera facing into my backyard.
I've been having problems with this neighbor since they moved in years ago. They originally built their fence 2 feet into my property early 2020. I had to pay for a boundary survey and lawyer to get them to correct their mistake. Decided to build a privacy fence and be done with them once and for all this past November. One month later they raise the hight of their fence and this pops up (facing front to back). Police won't do anything and I can't afford a civil suit. (Texas)

05/05/2026

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug

05/04/2026

Walked up on the wrong car