02/02/2024
Well tomorrow is day #2 as a substitute teacher! This time it is second grade. I've been sick in bed most of the time since I had the 5th graders last week. Coincidence?
The teacher left me detailed instructions, which really comforts the OCD side of me. But I'm about to go to bed and once again a thousand questions are racing through my head. There are some very important things the teacher left out of her notes. So instead of sleeping, I find myself up and down, Googling things like, can a second grader tie their own shoes? Do second graders understand jokes or should I not even try? What should you do if a second graders starts crying? How long can a second grader go without the need to p*e? What should you do if a second grader laughs at you? What should you do if an entire second grade class starts crying? Or Laughing? Can second graders smell fear? Do second graders hunt in packs? OMG, don't know if I'll sleep but I have to get to bed! Can second graders infiltrate your dreams???