09/08/2026
Me: “Lord, I’m praying for financial peace. Please remove the biggest financial obstacle in my life.” 🙏💰
Bill vanishes.
Me: “LORD!!! I SAID FINANCIAL PEACE, NOT FINANCIAL WIDOWHOOD!” 😂🤣
Meanwhile, Amazon is still delivering packages to the front porch. 📦👀
Just don’t let anything get in the way of you staying qualified for that house!
🏠 🏡