Mining Cryptocurrency in an Abandoned P.F. Changs

12/07/2021

11/10/2021

Don't show up to knife fight with a Sockem Bopper Sword and Shield

11/10/2021

Who's all in on the new NFT series "zoo animals my 7 year old drew" ?

11/10/2021

Tag yourself if you are one of the 24 people who believe in a future where you can buy Nitrous balloons with virtual money that is backed by receipts for a minecraft ripoff that cost the equivalent of running your fridge for a month to make and cost you the equivalent of new car to buy fake ownership rights to aka Web 3.0

11/10/2021

Any takers?

11/09/2021

What if you walked into a boarded up P.F. Changs and saw 5000 oc thhse stacked up on stainless steel wire shelving

11/06/2021

As a high level representative of a business news media outlet I love to spend money to lecture the people not reading my magazine why they're wrong so they will read my magazine. It makes me feel complete and it feels like a really good strategy to get engagement and readership up. One of my favorite things to do as a project manager of the marketing team for bloomburg is personally stop by each member of the project team and ask them why they arent sending their children to Elon Musk's Space Camp or Jimmy Buffet's cousin's (Warren Buffet) Scam School. When they say "oh I didnt know that had that" I say they don't, but if they did you should already know about it and your lids should have been graduating the programs yesterday (metaphorical), when they were small tiny babies and then I say this is why I'm the project manager because I'm smarter than you and I can invent new good opportunities for people to have. Then when they are hanging their head in stupidity and shame I say "are we aligned as per our previous conversation, do the needful, regards" and then I help myself to their bowl of peanut butter m and ms they have on their desk. I do this to everyone of our team members, except the straight white guy diversity hire, who in my opinion could be on the key management group, which is all guys with faces that either look like sour cream that had every opportunities in life handed to them so they could grow up and achieve their dreams to be "dessicated, yet sagging tissue paper on a balsa wood frame" or look like they have been blasting a new experimental androgen receptor modulator that causes a conformational change in every androgen receptor shifting the overall structure of to something resembling a guy with a short-lived WWE career, you know a real Gene Snitsky of an androgen receptor. Anyway, like I said he could easily join the team of guys who dont really do anything, but "demonstrate leadership" and be "agile," unfortunately he is what my father would have called an "ethnic european" which is really to bad. Anyway, here is the latest opinion piece we are trying to boost.

Chad Smith, out.