Main & Market Properties

10/15/2026

Big butts. Little butts. Every house has one.

Ready to move? Give me a call at 314-392-7125



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10/12/2026

Maybe someday I’ll earn the title.

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10/08/2026

It is obviously, where your fence is being... encroached and you need a new one.

She knows every muscle in your face but not what escrow means, and that’s why we love her. 🫶🏼

Thinking of moving to STL? Give me a call at 314-392-7125



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10/06/2026

It’s really no big deal; it doesn’t bother me at all.

Call me at 314-392-7125 or else... I’m jk. (or am I)



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10/01/2026

Just some light decorating. 🖼️

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09/28/2026

Scaring tf outta me, and I’m a grown man.

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09/24/2026

Yup, still got it.

Give me a call at 314-392-7125 📞



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09/22/2026

Open house rules are open house rules... 🤷🏼‍♂️

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09/20/2026