Kim Works For You - Realty ONE Group Turn Key

Kim Works For You - Realty ONE Group Turn Key Kim McCartney
Designated Broker - Owner
Realty ONE Group Turn Key Not your typical broker, and definitely not your typical brokerage owner. No ego. No theatrics.

TLDR: Honest, competent, darkly funny, and here to make real estate less painful for everyone involved. If you want a corporate bio stuffed with buzzwords, clichés, and chest-thumping, this isn’t it. I work in clarity, not fluff. What do you actually do?
-- I run Realty ONE Group Turn Key. That means building systems, solving problems, elevating agents, and making sure this brokerage operates like

a real business. My days are split between coaching, strategy, crisis prevention, and holding the line on standards so my people can win. Are you a jerk?
--Depends who you ask. If someone cut corners or risked a client, they might think so. My agents would say the opposite. I’m direct, dark-humored, and allergic to nonsense, but I show up for my people every single time. What are you actually good at?
-- Clarity.
-- Operational leadership.
-- Calling out what everyone else politely ignores.
-- Branding and marketing that don’t look like they were built on a dial-up modem.
-- Mentoring agents so they can grow without burning out or flaming out. Do you still work with clients?
-- Absolutely. And if I’m not the best fit, I have exceptional agents who will take care of you just as fiercely. My job is to put you with the right person, not wedge myself into every situation. What do your clients say about you?
-- That I’m thorough, honest, responsive, and relentless in a good way. That I catch issues before they explode. That I advocate hard and communicate clearly. And most importantly, they refer me to people they care about. What do your agents say about you?
-- That I’m invested, direct, and unafraid to make hard calls. Just standards, support, and results. And outside of work?
-- I run Darkwood Nights, an immersive LARP where adults unplug and create without the constant buzz of modern life. I also game (Fallout, FPS, VR) because slipping into other worlds is sometimes exactly what the brain needs. The rest of the time, I’m at my round house in the woods with my husband and pets, enjoying the kind of quiet that keeps everything else in perspective. How do people reach you?
-- Call, text, or email. If you want honesty, clarity, and someone who won’t talk to you like a script, I’m your person. And if I’m not the right one, I’ll connect you to someone who is.

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If you spot us eating lunch in the car, no you didn’t. This is just what hustle looks like. 🍔☕🚗
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If you spot us eating lunch in the car, no you didn’t. This is just what hustle looks like. 🍔☕🚗

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🏡 Dreaming of a home “test drive”? Reality check: sleepovers aren’t the norm! Let’s stick to smarter ways to get comfy with your future home, no pajamas required! 💤✨ (200)

Forget Hollywood-level home staging! Buyers just want clean and tidy, not a pillow Olympics. Ready to declutter and impr...
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Forget Hollywood-level home staging! Buyers just want clean and tidy, not a pillow Olympics. Ready to declutter and impress? 🧹🏡

If the market has you in a pickle, don’t worry. We’ve handled crunchier situations. 🥒😅 Happy National Pickle Day! ...
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If the market has you in a pickle, don’t worry. We’ve handled crunchier situations. 🥒😅 Happy National Pickle Day!

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Ever thought about a 50-year mortgage? 🏡 Lower payments sound nice, but what’s the trade-off? Dive in for the real scoop before choosing your path!

Big Lot, Bigger Potential 🔨Looking for your next project? This 15,000 sq ft corner lot in Spanaway is the kind of opport...
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Big Lot, Bigger Potential 🔨

Looking for your next project? This 15,000 sq ft corner lot in Spanaway is the kind of opportunity that rarely hits the market. Whether you renovate, rebuild, or reimagine it entirely, this is your chance to create serious value in a location that keeps growing 📍

🧱 1,224 sq ft home ready for full renovation or a fresh start
🚗 Detached 2-car garage + large shop: ideal for tools, toys, or trades
🌳 Mature fruit trees, level ground, and room to expand or garden
🚰 Private well and septic = rare utility independence
🛣️ Quick access to JBLM, Hwy 7, schools, shopping, and commuter routes

https://kimmccartney.myrealtyonegroup.com/single-family/set/152281963/429-170th-street-s-spanaway-wa-98387

This property is perfect for investors, builders, or anyone ready to turn vision into value. Whether you’re dreaming of an ADU, a custom home, or a future rental, the bones are here, and so is the space to bring it all to life. Don’t wait. Spanaway’s next success story could start right here.

Sending cozy vibes as you celebrate this Thanksgiving with the ones who matter most. Have a very happy !
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Sending cozy vibes as you celebrate this Thanksgiving with the ones who matter most. Have a very happy !

Don't forget to tonight. Let's chat! Kim @ 253.389.5032 .
11/02/2024

Don't forget to tonight. Let's chat! Kim @ 253.389.5032 .

May the 4th be with you!
05/04/2024

May the 4th be with you!

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Gig Harbor, WA
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