04/29/2026
A MILLION dollars?! That’s a palace with gold stairs and a pool bigger than my future” 👑🏰✨
Reality in LA:
“Welcome… to this charming ✨opportunity✨ — 2 bed, 1 bath… needs a little love (and $300K more)” 🥲🔨
Me trying to stay professional:
“Do you love projects?” 😅
LA real estate really said… adjust your expectations 💀