Joan Jernigan Re/max Achievers

08/17/2024

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07/24/2024

I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant?So because I'm retired and have little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to P*e on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me,
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!
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07/24/2024

COLBYCREW RESCUE

11/11/2023

Beautiful setting . House sets back off the road . This charming 1900 Farm house has been updated with windows, roof, heating and main level 1/2 bath and laundry . Appliances convey including washer and dryer.
14 acres cleared and in hay remainder is wooded for a total of 35 ACRES. Located near the Potomac river and Whit Tail ski slope Wild life is abundant. An additional rec room is located at the rear of the house. Perfect for office, game room , or crafts, Great location Don't wait

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07/15/2023

Find friends Ron sowers

05/08/2023

VERY PRIVATE AND QUIET IN FUNKSTOWN LOCATED AT THE END OF N. HIGH STREET. THIS ALL BRICK HOUSE SET HIGH OVERLOOKING THE ANTIETAM CREEK. iT HAS A WALK OUT LOWER LEVEL WITH BEDROOM AND FULL BATH/ OPEN FLOOR PLAN WITH FIREPLACE HARDWOOD FLOORS, TWO PICTURE WINDOWS LOOKING OUT ON THE ANTIETAM CREEK AND LOTS OF WILDLIFE. A LARGE WALKUP, FLOORED ATTIC. CENTRAL AIR, OFF STREET PARKING. STEPS TO THE CREEK. THERE ARE 2 DECKS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, PATIO AND FIRE PIT. CLOSE TO SHOPPING AND RT.I-70. EASY TO SHOW. VERY CLEAN

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05/04/2023

WONDERFUL COUNTRY HOME WITH 3 BEDROOMS AND 2 UPDATED BATHROOMS. MASTER LOVELY RANCHER 1558 Sq. Ft.= BEDROOM IS 12 ' WIDE AND 22 FEET LONG. WITH 3 CLOSETS. BRAND NEW ROOF AND ALL NEW 6 INCH GUTTERS AND DOWN SPOUTS INSTALLED. NEW HOT WATER HEATER THE HOUSE IINCLUDES A SECOND REAR LOT. NEW GARAGE WINDOW And a
A WORKSHOP IS IN THE GARAGE WITH A HEATER AND ELECTRIC. ALSO A COVERED ATTACHED SHED AREA. THE KITCHEN INCLUDES RANAGE ,REFRIGERATOR, GARABAGE DISPOSAL, WASHER AND DRYER, GRANIT COUNTER TOPS A BEAUTIFUL FORMAL DINNING ROOM WITH BAY WINDOW AND HARDWOOD FLOORS THAT LEADS TO A REAR DECK. AND JOINS THE DEN THAT HAS A BRICK RAISED HEARTH FOR A WOOD STOVE OR PELET STOVE. CIRCLE BLACKTOPDRIV...

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04/16/2023

Rachel Bosic

04/12/2023

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03/25/2023

03/15/2023

WONDERFUL COUNTRY HOME WITH 3 BEDROOMS AND 2 UPDATED BATHROOMS. MASTER LOVELY RANCHER 1558 Sq. Ft.= BEDROOM IS 12 ' WIDE AND 22 FEET LONG. WITH 3 CLOSETS. BRAND NEW ROOF AND ALL NEW 6 INCH GUTTERS AND DOWN SPOUTS INSTALLED. NEW HOT WATER HEATER THE HOUSE IINCLUDES A SECOND REAR LOT. NEW GARAGE WINDOW And a
A WORKSHOP IS IN THE GARAGE WITH A HEATER AND ELECTRIC. ALSO A COVERED ATTACHED SHED AREA. THE KITCHEN INCLUDES RANAGE ,REFRIGERATOR, GARABAGE DISPOSAL, WASHER AND DRYER, GRANIT COUNTER TOPS A BEAUTIFUL FORMAL DINNING ROOM WITH BAY WINDOW AND HARDWOOD FLOORS THAT LEADS TO A REAR DECK. AND JOINS THE DEN THAT HAS A BRICK RAISED HEARTH FOR A WOOD STOVE OR PELET STOVE. CIRCLE BLACKTOPDRIV...

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https://www.remax.com/MD/SALISBURY/home-details/1809-MT-HERMON-RD-MT-HERMON-ROAD--1809-SALISBURY-MD-21804/13303553421810939007/M00000309/MDWC2008662