Hollywood, FL Sales and Rentals

05/26/2024

Private Stock at Galuppi's!

05/27/2023

05/24/2023

RIP TINA TURNER!
SIMPLY THE BEST!!!

05/22/2023

LOL

Hilarious! 🤣

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

13. I run like the winded.

14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."

-source unknown.

08/18/2021

RIKKI WENT MISSING TODAY. TEENY TINY, MALE, NOT NEUTERED, HAS SEIZURES. LAST SEEN 14TH AVE & WILEY ST, HOLLYWOOD

03/07/2019

Ranked in the top 10 of US beaches, live here for a mortgage of approximately $1250.00/month! Bring your pet and your beach chair! If you can see your shadow, you're on the beach...

Who wants to live ON THE BEACH for a mortgage payment of approximately $1250.00??? Bring your pet and your beach chair!!!

02/18/2019

Check this out!

Where else can you own a 1,600 square foot 2 bedrooms 2 full baths condo with covered parking and a view of a nature preserve. This is the one! Penthouse "New Castle" model, has two full bedrooms, two baths with skyline and trees views. Full size washer and dryer inside unit. Air conditioner and water heater one year old. Complete hurricane shutters. Cash Buyers Please. Low condo fees. No pets. Call for a personal tour. $175K

05/16/2018

2 bedrooms 2 full baths east Hollywood $1400. Small pet ok.

05/16/2018

Want views like this? Want to sip your coffee in the morning watching the sun rise from your balcony? This is a 1 bedroom 1 1/2 bath penthouse condo for rent in east Hollywood. Approximately 900 s.f.with 180 degree views of the city from every window. Washer & Dryer on site. COVERED PARKING!!! Sorry, no fur babies. Walking distance to historic downtown Hollywood, the new Publix, and just minutes from the beach. Hurry! This won't last...