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04/11/2026

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The Perpetuation of Hula and the Hawaiian Culture 2026 Festival Festival Events April 5-April 11, 2026 Hoʻolauleʻa (celebration) 9:00 a.m., Sunday, April 5that the Afook-Chinen Civic Auditorium. Free admission to watch performances by our local hālau. Free Mid-day Entertainment Daily (Monday thro...

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04/09/2026

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In 1830, they made it illegal to dance. Queen Ka'ahumanu - pressured by Christian missionaries - issued the decree herself. The hula is FORBIDDEN. The chants. The songs of pleasure. All of it. Gone.

The dance that carried Hawaiian history in its hands. The dance that held genealogies going back a thousand years. The dance that connected the living to the dead and the dead to the gods. Banned under pain of heavy fines and jail time.

It didn't die. It went underground. Hidden valleys. Secret practice sessions. Whispered chants behind closed doors while missionaries patrolled the streets. But what came next was almost worse.

By the mid-1900s, hula had become a JOKE. Plastic leis. Coconut bras. White women in grass skirts wiggling for tourists at hotel luaus. The sacred dance reduced to a sideshow between the roast pig and the mai tais. Then came Aunty Maiki.

Margaret Ma'iki Aiu Lake was born in 1925 in Honolulu. Raised hānai by her great-aunt in Palolo Valley. She wasn't supposed to be a dancer. Her family wanted her to be a NURSE. She chose hula instead.

She trained under Lōkālia Montgomery - one of the last masters of the ancient forms. She learned the OLD way. The real way. The way the missionaries tried to burn out of existence. And what she saw happening to hula made her FURIOUS.

In 1946, she started teaching in her family's living room in Pauoa Valley. EIGHT students. That's all she had. Eight students and the fire in her chest. In 1952, she did something nobody had done in the 20th century. She called her school a hālau - the sacred word for a true hula institution. People criticized her. She didn't care.

In 1972, she did something even MORE radical. She offered a PUBLIC kumu hula class - the first time EVER that outsiders could train to become hula masters. Critics attacked her again. She opened the doors anyway.

Her own words: "Hula is the art of Hawaiian dance, expressing everything we hear, see, smell, taste, touch and feel. Hula is life."

She didn't just teach dance steps. She taught Hawaiian language. Genealogies. Legends. Poetry. Lei-making. How to gather materials from the land. How to CONNECT to the 'āina through your feet. She invented the "hula book" - making students write down what had only been spoken for centuries. She coined the phrase "hula is life." She coined "hula brothers and hula sisters." She welcomed EVERYONE. Any race. Any age. Any background. If you had love for the dance, Aunty Maiki had a place for you.

One of her students - Robert Cazimero - said it years later with his voice cracking: "She gave me foundation. She gave me lineage. She gave me history. She gave me PRIDE. She gave me love. It made my life what it is today."

Another student - Aunty Mae Klein - had a conversation with Maiki four days before she died. Maiki asked her to open a school. Mae said no. Not as long as you're living. Then Maiki had a heart attack. Mae said later: "I was at a loss, really at a loss. I still feel it. I cry."

She was 59 years old. June 19, 1984.

But by then, the fire was ALREADY burning beyond anyone's control. 42 first-generation kumu hula. Trained by HER hands. 34 second-generation kumu hula. Trained by HER students. Hundreds of hālau across every island.

Her funeral was described as an affair of state. Hundreds and hundreds of people packed the church. One person who was there said the emotion was so thick you could feel it pressing against your skin - because for some people, the light truly went out that day.

Her daughter Coline - who still runs the hālau today - said something that will stay with you: "I don't know if hula would've survived without her." Honolulu Magazine named her one of the 100 most influential people in Hawai'i's history. They called her the most important hula teacher of the 20th century. They called her the Mother of the Hawaiian Renaissance.

The missionaries tried to kill the dance. The tourists tried to cheapen it. One woman - starting with eight students in a living room - brought it back from the dead. Today, children across Hawai'i learn the ancient chants their great-great-grandparents were forbidden to perform. Because one woman decided that some things are too sacred to let die. The dance remembers what the world tried to forget. And the world is better for it.

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03/23/2026

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Tourists in Waikiki pay $45 for a resort breakfast buffet every single morning. Around the corner, locals are eating the same amount of food for $10. Nobody tells you this on purpose.

After 30 years on Oahu I tracked down 12 spots where local families actually eat. One won a James Beard Award. Bill Murray has an unofficial table there. The plates come on folding tables and the recipe hasn't changed since 1946.

A fisherman friend told me about a poke spot: "If I'M buying poke, I go there. They know fish." Coming from someone who's been on boats his whole life, that ended the conversation.

One place sits literally next door to where fishing boats sell their morning catch. You cannot get fresher fish unless you're on the boat yourself. Another one costs less than your airport coffee.

You're about to spend $30 on a plate a local would laugh at. Save this list. 👇

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03/15/2026

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A chef left Mama's Fish House - Maui's most expensive restaurant - and opened a food truck. He charges $14 for pad thai made with the same techniques he used cooking $200 dinners. His truck won a Gold Award. The line starts at 10:30 AM.

That's just ONE of 12 Maui food trucks that are quietly making resort restaurants look embarrassing. Another truck deep on the Road to Hana has a chef whose customers have been coming back for 20 years. If the daily catch runs out, she closes. No fresh fish, no open sign.

There's a beachside truck 100 yards from the ocean that's ranked #1 out of 102 restaurants in its town. Not #1 food truck. #1 RESTAURANT. Beating every sit-down spot with white tablecloths and wine lists.

But the ONE that surprised me most after 30 years? A shrimp truck hidden near a harbor that won Best Food Truck on Maui two years running. The location looks like nothing. The shrimp are bigger than your thumb. When you find out what they charge for over half a pound, you'll be angry at every resort menu you've ever read.

Keep eating $45 resort fish on Maui and you'll fly home never knowing the best food on the island comes on paper plates from trucks most tourists drive right past. 👇

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03/15/2026

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A family from Alabama let their kids get close to an animal on a Hawaii beach for photos. The parents encouraged it. Within minutes a DLNR officer was writing citations. Total damage: over $6,000. They didn't even know it was illegal.

That's just ONE of 15 laws tourists break in Hawaii every single day. Some cost $35. Some cost $10,500. Most visitors break at least 3 of these before their trip is over and never get caught - until the one time they do.

There's a law about where you can park your car at night that turns "saving money" into a criminal citation. Another one involves a product in your beach bag right now that Hawaii quietly banned while most tourists weren't paying attention.

But the violation that surprises me most after 30 years here? It's something every tourist does on the beach without thinking twice. The fine starts at $1,000 and goes up from there. Most people don't even realize they're holding the evidence.

Land in Hawaii without knowing these 15 laws and it's not a question of IF you'll break one. It's how much the one you break will cost you. 👇

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03/14/2026

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Every single medical school in America told her NO.
Not because of her grades. She was valedictorian. Not because of her test scores. She graduated top of her class from Maui High in 1944. First girl EVER elected student body president.

They rejected Patsy Takemoto because she was a woman. Because she was Japanese American. Twelve applications. Twelve rejections. Every single one.
She took a job as a typist. Valedictorian of her high school. Typing letters for someone else.

A supervisor noticed she was too smart for the work. He told her to try law school. She applied to the University of Chicago. They accepted her - but only because they THOUGHT she was a foreign student. She was one of TWO women in her entire class.

She met John Mink there. A geologist. They fell in love. Got married. Moved back to Hawaii. Not a single law firm would hire her. She was a woman. She was Japanese American. She was in an in*******al marriage. THREE strikes against her in 1950s America.

So she opened her OWN practice. The first Japanese American woman to practice law in Hawaii. She said it plainly: "I didn't start off wanting to be in politics. Not being able to get a job from anybody changed things."

EVERYTHING changed.
In 1964, with no money, no party support, and a staff of unpaid volunteers, Patsy Mink was elected to the United States Congress. The FIRST woman of color. The FIRST Asian American woman. EVER.

In 1972, she wrote nine words that rewrote history.
"No person shall, on the basis of s*x, be excluded."

TITLE IX.
Before that law, only 300,000 girls played high school sports in all of America. Today? THREE AND A HALF MILLION. Before Title IX, nine percent of law students were women. Today? Nearly HALF.
Every girl who plays college soccer. Every woman on a basketball scholarship. Every female athlete who has ever stood on a podium. Patsy Mink made that possible.

She even ran for PRESIDENT in 1972. Got two percent of the vote. She did not care. She told a crowd: "If to believe in freedom and equality is to be a radical, then I am a radical."

Patsy Mink died on September 28, 2002. She was 74.
Her name was still on the November ballot. She won by a LANDSLIDE.
After her death, Congress renamed Title IX in her honor. It is now officially called the Patsy T. Mink Equal Opportunity in Education Act.
Nine hundred women formed a human LEI around her casket at the Hawaii State Capitol. They sang Hawaiian songs as they surrounded her one last time. Her daughter Gwendolyn later said she was "all alone very often as the woman in the room."

In 2014, President Obama said it best: "Every girl in Little League, every woman playing college sports, and every parent - including Michelle and myself - who watches their daughter on a field or in a classroom is forever grateful to the late Patsy Takemoto Mink."
She once said: "What you endure is who you are. I can't change the past. But I can certainly help somebody else in the future, so they don't have to go through what I did."

Some people hear NO and stop. Some people hear NO and sit down. And some people hear NO so many times they decide to rewrite the rules for every single person who comes after them.

Patsy Mink heard NO her entire life. She wrote nine words. And the world said YES.

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03/10/2026

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For 600 years, no Hawaiian had navigated the open Pacific without instruments.
SIX HUNDRED YEARS.
The knowledge was gone. Stolen by colonization. Erased by missionaries and governments and a world that told Hawaiians their culture was primitive. Their navigation was a myth. Their ancestors were drifters who stumbled upon islands by accident.

Nainoa Thompson did not believe that.
He was born in Honolulu. Son of Myron "Pinky" Thompson. Grew up hearing stories about the ancient voyagers who crossed 2,500 miles of open ocean using nothing but the stars, the swells, the wind, the flight patterns of birds, and the color of clouds.
In 1975, a group of dreamers built a double-hulled voyaging canoe called Hokule'a. A replica of the vessels their ancestors sailed. In 1976, a traditional navigator from the tiny Micronesian island of Satawal - a man named Mau Piailug - guided Hokule'a to Tahiti without instruments.

When Hokule'a arrived at Papeete Harbor, over 17,000 Tahitians were waiting on the beach. Half the island's population. WEEPING. Because a canoe had just proved their ancestors were not drifters. They were the greatest navigators in human history.
But in 1978, disaster struck. The second voyage to Tahiti. Hokule'a capsized in a storm off Molokai. Crew member Eddie Aikau paddled his surfboard toward Lanai to get help. The crew was rescued. Eddie was never found.
The voyage was dead. The dream was dead.

Nainoa Thompson was a young college student. He could have walked away.
Instead he spent two YEARS teaching himself to navigate. He read every astronomy book he could find. He sat for hours at the Bishop Museum planetarium, learning the paths of 220 stars. He trained with Mau Piailug, who came back to teach this one young Hawaiian the secrets of an art form that was vanishing from the earth.

He studied ocean swells. Wind patterns. The behavior of terns and albatross. The way clouds stack over invisible islands beyond the horizon. The color of light reflected off lagoons onto the undersides of clouds.
In 1980, Nainoa Thompson navigated Hokule'a from Hawaii to Tahiti and back.

No compass. No s*xtant. No GPS. No charts.

Just the stars above and the swells below and 600 years of silence finally BROKEN.
He was the first Native Hawaiian to accomplish this in over six centuries.
He went on to navigate Hokule'a across the entire Pacific. From Hawaii to New Zealand and back. Over 16,000 ocean miles. He trained a new generation of navigators. He led the Malama Honua Worldwide Voyage from 2014 to 2017. Forty-seven THOUSAND nautical miles. Nearly 100 ports. Twenty-five nations.

All without instruments.
Nainoa once said that when he was on the open ocean at night, surrounded by nothing but stars and water, he realized something. If their ancestors took care of the canoe and took care of each other and marshaled their resources, they would arrive safely.

He said the same was true of the earth.
He called it malama. The Hawaiian concept of caretaking.
Nainoa Thompson did not just find Tahiti.
He found what Hawaii had lost.

And he sailed it home.

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11/28/2025

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I’ve lived on Oahu for three decades, and it hurts to watch visitors drop $200 on mediocre "oceanfront" dinners when the best food on the island is actually served on paper plates. I tracked down the 14 food trucks that locals swear by, and the quality difference is embarrassing for the big resorts.

I found chefs who wake up at 4 AM to buy produce from Waimanalo farms - a level of freshness the big hotels can't even match. From a hidden spot serving "illegal" levels of garlic shrimp to a truck run by a former fine-dining chef serving the exact same quality fish for $16 that you'd pay $45 for in Waikiki.

One truck on this list serves chicken double-fried so perfectly that locals call it "broke da mout" (mouth-breaking delicious). Another is a legendary North Shore spot that has been putting white-tablecloth restaurants to shame since the 90s.

If you eat at your hotel every night, you are literally throwing money away. These 14 spots are where the real culinary magic happens, and your wallet will thank you. 👇

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