Myōōzik Entertainment Group

03/26/2026

They told me I needed updated realtor photos... apparently being an “undercover agent” isn’t a strong marketing strategy.
So here ni**a, damn.

03/26/2026

They told me I needed updated realtor photos… apparently being an “undercover agent” isn’t a strong marketing strategy.

So here I am—visible and everything.

Anyway, now that I’ve been forced into the spotlight… we can finally talk business.
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07/05/2025

📢 Ready to OWN your future? Let’s talk HOMEOWNERSHIP + PRIZES! 🎁🏠

Did you know you can use your Section 8 voucher to BUY a home?

We’re helping families just like yours take the first steps — and to make it fun, we’re giving away 💸 gift cards, family baskets, and even help with your bills!

✅ Attend our FREE Homeownership Info Session
✅ Bring a friend or tag 2 people in the comments
✅ Complete our 2-minute Homebuyer Readiness Quiz
👉 Each step = AN ENTRY TO WIN!

🎉 PRIZES INCLUDE:

$50 Visa gift card
Family night basket
Utility bill assistance
Homebuyer starter kit
Don’t miss out! Start your journey today — the first step could win you a prize AND your future home.

05/24/2025

Come see it in person! I’ve scheduled an open house for Sat, May 24 @ 1:00 - 3:00PM. 

1103 Suwanee Lane Houston, TX 77090

Click on the image to see all the listing details, or contact me directly if you’d like to learn more.
        
        

09/20/2024

🏡 Open House This Weekend! 🏡

Explore this beautiful 5-bedroom, 4-bath gem at 6749 Thornwall St, Houston, TX 77092! Perfectly located near schools and parks, this home offers modern renovations, a spacious layout, and a large backyard for all your outdoor dreams! 🌳

📅 9/21, 10 AM - 2 PM

Don’t miss your chance to see this amazing home! Schedule your tour today.

📞 DM for details or call 832-865-8067.

09/18/2024

🏡 OPEN HOUSE: Your Dream Home Awaits! 🏡

Discover this stunning 5-bedroom, 4-bath home in the heart of Houston! 🌟

📍 6749 Thornwall St, Houston, TX 77092 📅 Join us on 9/21, 10am - 2pm
✨ Property Highlights:

Modern, renovated interiors
Spacious backyard, ideal for entertaining 🌳
Prime location near schools & parks
Don’t miss this opportunity! Come see it for yourself. RSVP today!

📞 DM or call us for more info.

09/16/2024

🏡 Exciting News: Open House Coming Soon! 🏡

Are you ready to find your dream home? 🏠✨

Join us for an exclusive Open House event at 6749 Thornwall Street, Houston, Texas, 77092 Harris County on 9/21, from 10 am to 2 pm.

🔑 Highlights:

Spacious 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms
Modern kitchen with top-of-the-line appliances 🍽️
Beautiful backyard, perfect for entertaining 🌳
Conveniently located near Cypress-Fairbanks ISD
Come see for yourself why this home is perfect for you! 😍

📅 Save the date and RSVP today for a personalized tour. Don’t miss out!

📞 For more information, contact me at 832-865-8067 or send a DM.


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07/19/2024

I’m delighted to bring this 3-bd, 3.5-ba property in Houston to market! Click on the image or contact me directly if you have any questions or would like to learn more about the listing details.

07/21/2023

Being quiet wins the race, right? Or slow and steady wins the race? 😉

Please feel free to contact me here or via email below to set up your free consultation so we can set up a game plan to home purchase, sale, investment or lease!

📲281-826-1736
📧[email protected]

07/17/2023

I typically don’t like to post about these things, but a client of mine was down on luck because of his credit. Fast forward to today I was able to secure him and family a new construction home.

“Derrick Whittsett definitely gets 5 stars in me and my family eyes. He was very helpful in every way. He would not rest until he was able to satisfy his customers and we need more like him.”

Please feel free to contact me here or via email below to set up your free consultation so we can set up a game plan to home purchase, sale, investment or lease!

05/19/2023