Rowdy Realtor

10/12/2026

Inspection report came back with multiple plumbing issues and the sellers keep saying “but there’s nothing wrong!” And this is why we get homes inspected and why you hire a realtor that’s on your side. I’ve been negotiating all day Sunday getting my buyers new plumbing for the house. Let’s hope we can all come to a resolution and everyone be happy!
Would you buy a house that has plumbing leaks?!

08/27/2026

🚨 $95,000 PRICE DROP!!! 🚨

MOUNT HOOD. GOLF COURSE. SALMON RIVER. MOUNT HOOD RESORT LIVING. UNDER $900K. 🤠🏔️

We just dropped the price on 25793 E Bright Ave in Welches from $995,000 all the way down to…

🔥 $899,999! 🔥

Now THAT’S a price adjustment.

This mountain home gives you:

⛳ Golf-course location
🌲 Incredible Mount Hood setting/hear the Salmon River
🪟 Massive windows
🏡 Finished 2-bedroom lower level perfect for short term rental
🛗 Elevator
✨ New roof w/warranty
🎨 Updated paint & carpet
🏔️ Skiing, hiking, rivers and mountain life right outside your door

Full-time home? Mountain getaway? Investment opportunity?

At UNDER $900K, it’s time to take another look.

👇 Know somebody who belongs on Mount Hood? TAG 'EM.

📲 Want to see it? Message the Rowdy Realtor.

$899,999. Let’s go buy you a mountain house. 🤠

For Sale: View 43 photos for 25793 E Bright Ave, this 5 bed, 3.5 bath, 4361 sqft. single family home in Welches, OR listed at $995,000. MLS #662778618

08/17/2026

A brand new home in the middle of one of Houston’s fastest growing communities under $500k AND at 3.99% interest rate?! This place is amazing! DM me “townhome” to find out all the rowdy details 🤠

08/12/2026

Ever wanna own a ranch you can do whatever you want on? This one has no limits!! 80 acres, you can hunt, fish, ride horses, generate electricity, sell your spring water, create events, do whatever (well, mostly whatever lol)! The best part? It’s priced lower than other properties in the area! Why? Because I’m the Rowdy Realtor and find you the best deals! And of course.. it’s fun!
Comment “80 acres” for more info n let’s get you getting rowdy on this property!

08/10/2026

3.99% interest rates?!?! 🤯🤠 that’s right!! I know where to find deals. I know how to negotiate them. And I’m happy to help you find what you’re looking for too!
What are you looking for in your next purchase?
Comment interest rate and I’ll send you a list of places that I know of that offer these rates!

07/10/2026

Oooeeeee!!! Thought having a lake as a backyard was too expensive?! Think again!! This Rowdy Realtor knows where to find the deals so you save on the house to buy more fishing lures!!
DM to get a list of affordable lakeside living areas around Houston 🤠 🎣 🐟

06/28/2026

Ever wanted a luxury mountain home just minutes from a ski resort and also a short term rental for when you're away? Now you can!! This home is unbelievable and one of a kind. It even has an elevator! The builder of the neighborhood built it for himself and it's FOR SALE!! Over 4300 sq ft and 1200 sq ft of it is a 2/1 finished basement that can be a STR (short term rental). It sits on .4 acres and on the golf course AND along the Sandy River so you have views of mountains, the golf course, and you can hear the tranquility of the river. This home is something else. And yours truly is listing it. If you want more info on it, send me a DM. OPEN HOUSE today from 11-1pm!! 25793 E right Ave, Welches, OR 97067

For Sale: View 43 photos for 25793 E Bright Ave, this 5 bed, 3.5 bath, 4361 sqft. single family home in Welches, OR listed at $995,000. MLS #662778618

06/17/2026

Ever thought you couldn’t afford to live on a lake? Think again! These homes are affordable and the builder is paying down your interest rate to make it even more affordable!! The new Rowdy Realtor Reel about these homes will be out soon. In the meantime, drop a DM with the word Lakehome and I’ll send you what they’ve got!

06/02/2026

Rowdy Realtor just found you the most Texas master planned community out there! The new Two Step Farm is like having everything Texas is known for in your backyard but you don’t have to keep it up!

Two Step Farm has awesome builders like Pulte Homes too. There’s a goat area, coffee shop, restaurant, a real two stepping Texas music venue with live Texas music, and so much more this beautiful community has to offer. In between Houston and Conroe in Montgomery, TX you’ll find this tucked away new master planned community with beautiful brand new homes with some of the best builders out there like Pulte Homes.

Would you want to live in a community like this?

If you want a private tour just DM me!
Or if you go out there on your own just tell them the Rowdy Realtor sent you 🤠

05/27/2026

Rowdy Realtor finding you the best deals out there! DM “300” for the best new construction homes in the $300s in the Houston metro area.