04/27/2026
🦎 “The Gila Monster That Partied Too Hard”
For a brief moment, our apartment complex had a new resident…
He showed up uninvited, strutted around like he paid rent, and fully embraced the lifestyle.
Poolside lounging. Midnight strolls. Zero responsibilities.
Some say he was living his best life. Others say he violated at least 3 lease agreements.
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end…
After multiple noise complaints (and one sunbathing incident), management had no choice but to call in backup.
🚨 The “authorities” arrived, and our scaly friend was safely escorted off the premises.
We wish him well on his next adventure.
