10/15/2025
🏡🎃 “Totally Not Haunted” House Tour — A Halloween Parody by the Back Porch Group 🎃🏡
(Yes, it’s a PARODY! Just a fun, silly Halloween twist — the house itself is 100% ghost-free... probably.)
👻 This year, we decided to do something a little different — a cinematic parody walkthrough of one of our featured listings.
Burt Reynolds himself (well, AI Burt Reynolds, anyway) takes you on a spooky-but-silly guided tour of 3270 Ripley Island Road in Afton, TN — a home so stunning it just had to be “Totally Not Haunted.”
From floating apples to disco-dancing ghosts, this video is all Halloween fun — but the house itself?
➡️ Completely remodeled, totally gorgeous, and ready for new owners!
📍 Property Details
💰 Price: $599,900
📏 Over 2,800 finished sq. ft. (not including the sunroom)
🌳 Lot Size: 1.34 acres
🚫 No city taxes!
Every inch of this home has been updated from the studs out:
✨ Brand new roof, windows, and siding
✨ New HVAC, plumbing, and electrical
✨ Modern lighting and appliances
✨ Total kitchen renovation with granite counters
✨ All new bathrooms (3 full!)
✨ New flooring, drywall, and paint throughout
🛏 4 Bedrooms
🛁 3 Full Bathrooms
📚 Bonus Room/Office/Library (could easily serve as a 5th bedroom)
Enjoy peaceful golf course views from your deck, an open-concept living space, and a gorgeous modern kitchen — all on a private setting in Afton with room to breathe.
🎬 Watch the full “Totally Not Haunted” parody video below — featuring ghostly cameos, disco spirits, and a haunted hair-band shower solo that’ll make you laugh out loud.
Because who says real estate can’t be fun?
See all of the listing photos and more information here! https://www.flexmls.com/share/CvwJY/3270-Ripley-Island-Road-Afton-TN-37616
📞 Contact Ricky Whittenburg
🏠 Back Porch Group, Keller Williams Realty
📍 Serving All of Northeast Tennessee
📲 423-444-0454
👻 Disclaimer: No actual ghosts, goblins, or 80s rockstars were harmed — or found — during the making of this video.
🧡 Happy Halloween!