04/08/2026
OMG!! My FAVORITE resort is for sale ‼️
It’s ONLY $300 million… so basically skip Starbucks for a few years and you’re in 😂
But for real, this might be one of the most beautiful resorts not just in the Florida Keys, but anywhere. I’ve stayed here. Ocean views, balconies with private jacuzzis, sunsets that look fake… it’s amaaazzzing. On another level.
And guess what??!! YOU can own it for the price of $300,000,000. That’s a lot of zeros. Don’t worry though… I’m a great negotiator 😉
If you want a tour (or just want to pretend it’s yours for a day), let’s go take a look 👀🏝️😎
Northwood Investors is seeking potential buyers for Islamorada’s storied Cheeca Lodge & Spa, according to a report by Bloomberg News. The property is expected to command $300 million.