11/20/2025
Y’all.
I have a story to tell you. And every word is true.
Last night around 9pm, I made a hilarious post in a Facebook group I’ve been in for a while ~ just sharing my nomination for the Knoxville Homeowners Woman of Strength award and asking if they would vote for me.
Well… the ladies LOVED it.
I mean they rolled!!
From about 9pm to around 10:30, they were laughing, commenting, cheering me on with every new vote, and overall, just having the best time.
They were rooting for me like we were at the Kentucky Derby.
Every time someone commented that they voted, I made sure that I replied with something ridiculous like:
‘You just earned yourself a permanent spot in my will 😂❤️’
or
‘Your vote hit harder than a hot flash, darlin’! 🔥😂’
or
‘Honey, your vote hit the scoreboard like a casserole hits a family reunion -woosh! GONE in seconds. 😂🔥’
We were having an absolute blast.
And I wanted to make sure every single person got a reply, because the ladies were showing up in the BEST way.
Then suddenly…
I couldn’t reply anymore.
My comments stopped posting.
I couldn’t reply to anyone. And then I couldn’t find my post at all.
Something felt… off.
So, I made a new post:
‘Okay ladies… my post has disappeared. Gone. P**F. Vanished like my willpower around cheesecake. If you saw it before it slipped into the witness protection program and voted, thank you. If not, I’ll drop the link again tomorrow. I promise I did not dream the whole thing. 😂💚’
A few ladies replied that THEY saw it, THEY voted, and then… it was gone.
And then…
from somewhere in the shadows…
a lone hall monitor emerged.
She clutched her pearls, gasped dramatically, and declared:
‘Sorry but your post was a bit crase and not appropriate to this page.’
Crass?
CRASS.
Me.
The woman whose wildest vice is buying too many throw pillows.
So, I replied politely (I deserve a medal for this part):
‘Oh, my stars, I’m sorry it came across that way to you! The other ladies seemed to enjoy the humor, but absolutely no crassness was intended. Just a little fun and sisterhood. But I appreciate you sharing your perspective. 💛’
And then, folks…
without warning…
without a message…
with no trial, no jury, no appeal…
P**F.
I was REMOVED FROM THE GROUP.
Gone.
Banished.
Escorted off the premises for crimes of excessive humor.
The best part?
A whole lot of the ladies had already voted for me. They were warm, friendly, and laughing right along with me.
So... to the fabulous women who rallied behind me ~ thank you.
We had more fun in that hour and a half than “certain” people in that group have had in years.
And if you’d do me the honor of voting for me for Knoxville Homeowners Woman of Strength, I'd greatly appreciate it!
Here’s the link:
https://tinyurl.com/knoxville-woman-of-strength
NO crassness.
NO sparkle hazards.
NO joy violations.
Just a gal tryin’ to win an award before she gets kicked out of anywhere else this week. 😂💚
What is your opinion? Vote now: Megan King, Trish Riley Mancini, Jessica Eckhart, Lara Conrad, Megan Jerez, Heidi McBride, Chasitey Kyle, Brittany Alexander, Madeline Blom, Tiffany C
