The Real Estate Witch DRE# 02111780

The Real Estate Witch DRE# 02111780 Realtor and transition specialist

09/28/2026

Step into my world šŸ”šŸ”®

It’s more than real estate—it’s energy, intention, and community.
Come get to know the magic behind the mission. ✨

Why would a Vista, CA Realtor call herself The Real Estate Witch? Because somewhere along the way, my work in North Coun...
09/28/2026

Why would a Vista, CA Realtor call herself The Real Estate Witch? Because somewhere along the way, my work in North County San Diego real estate became about a whole lot more than houses.

And no, I don't choose your house with a crystal ball. šŸ˜‚šŸ”®

Although admittedly, that would make my job easier.

I use the word witch because it's part of who I am, but also because it describes the way I move through this work.

I pay attention.

To the house, yes.

But also to the humans standing inside it.
To what isn't working anymore.

To what they're afraid of.

To what they're trying to build next.

To the thing they keep saying they don't need that somehow comes up at every single house we see. šŸ‘€

Real estate is full of spreadsheets, contracts, inspections, negotiations, market data, comparable sales, interest rates and very real financial consequences.

I take all of that VERY seriously.

But humans don't make enormous life decisions with spreadsheets alone.

There's timing. There's intuition. There's identity. There's grief sometimes. There's excitement. There's that strange little moment when you walk into a house and realize you can suddenly picture a life there.

I've always been fascinated by thresholds and transitions.

Turns out, that's basically real estate.

One home to another.
One season of life to the next.
One version of yourself into whoever you're becoming.

So yes.
I'm a Realtor.

I'm also a witch.

And somehow The Real Estate Witch became the most accurate job title I've ever had. šŸ”®šŸ”

If you're buying a home, selling a home, moving to Vista, exploring North County San Diego, or you're simply wondering what exactly is going on over here...

Welcome to my weird little corner of the internet.

šŸ”® New here and wondering what the hell a Real Estate Witch actually does? Comment WITCH to summon S.C.O.U.T. and he’ll point you down the rabbit hole. 🪶

The escrow process can get a little bumpy. I help guide you and communicate what’s happening to make it a smoother ride....
09/25/2026

The escrow process can get a little bumpy. I help guide you and communicate what’s happening to make it a smoother ride.

Your Home Buying & Selling Team. I handle the negotiation strategy. Adam Schmidt prepares the approval and loan structure. You move with confidence. Start Your Home Strategy Session Today.

DM or Call me at (602) 561-3114

For a full list of my services visit https://www.therealestatewitch.com/services

Why is a Vista, CA real estate brokerage called Coven? Because we think North County San Diego real estate should feel a...
09/24/2026

Why is a Vista, CA real estate brokerage called Coven? Because we think North County San Diego real estate should feel a whole lot more human than the industry has made it.

A coven is a group of people brought together by shared values, mutual support, and the belief that we're stronger when we actually give a s**t about one another.

Yeah. That sounds about right. šŸ–¤

Coven Real Estate was never supposed to be a factory for transactions.

We don't measure a good year by how many people we can shove through a funnel.

We care about whether the people who trusted us made decisions that were actually right for their lives.

Because buying or selling a home isn't happening in a vacuum.

Maybe your family has outgrown the house you're in.

Maybe you're moving to North County San Diego because you want more room to breathe.

Maybe you're selling a home you've loved for decades.

Maybe you're helping aging parents figure out what comes next.

Maybe you're starting over.

Maybe you're finally planting roots.

Those aren't transactions.

They're transitions.

And we believe you deserve good information, thoughtful guidance, real local knowledge, and someone willing to look at the whole damn picture with you.

We also believe a real estate brokerage should contribute something to the place where it does business. Community isn't a marketing demographic. It's where we live.

So why Coven?

Because home has always been about more than four walls.

It's about belonging.

And we'd rather build something together than climb over each other trying to be the biggest name in real estate.

Are you in? šŸ–¤

šŸ”® New here and wondering what the hell a Real Estate Witch actually does? Comment WITCH to summon S.C.O.U.T. and he’ll point you down the rabbit hole. 🪶

09/23/2026

Buying a house together? šŸ”

Before you worry about the down payment, mortgage rate, neighborhood, square footage or whether you both agree on the kitchen...

I have 7 MUCH bigger questions for you.

Because buying a home with your partner isn’t just a real estate decision.

You’re legally and financially attaching yourself to another human being through what may be one of the largest investments of your life.

And I have unfortunately handled enough divorce real estate to know what happens when people figure out AFTER closing that they weren’t nearly as compatible as they thought.

Someone cheats...

Someone lies...

You discover you have completely different relationships with money...

You handle conflict differently...

You realize you’re not actually building the same future...

And suddenly you’re not just dealing with heartbreak. You’re trying to untangle a mortgage, title, equity, refinancing, a possible buyout, kids, pets and a whole life you thought you were building together.

So whether you’re a first-time home buyer, married, unmarried, buying with your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, sibling or whoever you consider your person...

Please figure out whether you’re buying the right house with the right PERSON before you start house hunting.

Because a deed cannot make someone loyal.

A mortgage cannot make someone honest.

And a house will not fix a relationship.

The full video is on my YouTube channel now:

Buying a House Together? 7 Questions You NEED to Ask First

šŸ”— I linked it in my Stories today.

If you’re seeing this after the Story disappeared, look for the YouTube highlight on my profile.

And if you’ve already bought a home with someone, I want to know:

What is the ONE thing you think somebody needs to know about another person before buying a house together?

Why would a Vista, CA Realtor call herself The Real Estate Witch? Because somewhere along the way, my work in North Coun...
09/21/2026

Why would a Vista, CA Realtor call herself The Real Estate Witch? Because somewhere along the way, my work in North County San Diego real estate became about a whole lot more than houses.

And no, I don't choose your house with a crystal ball. šŸ˜‚šŸ”®

Although admittedly, that would make my job easier.

I use the word witch because it's part of who I am, but also because it describes the way I move through this work.

I pay attention.

To the house, yes.

But also to the humans standing inside it.
To what isn't working anymore.

To what they're afraid of.

To what they're trying to build next.

To the thing they keep saying they don't need that somehow comes up at every single house we see. šŸ‘€

Real estate is full of spreadsheets, contracts, inspections, negotiations, market data, comparable sales, interest rates and very real financial consequences.

I take all of that VERY seriously.

But humans don't make enormous life decisions with spreadsheets alone.

There's timing.ļæ½There's intuition.ļæ½There's identity.ļæ½There's grief sometimes.ļæ½There's excitement.ļæ½There's that strange little moment when you walk into a house and realize you can suddenly picture a life there.

I've always been fascinated by thresholds and transitions.

Turns out, that's basically real estate.

One home to another.
One season of life to the next.
One version of yourself into whoever you're becoming.

So yes.
I'm a Realtor.

I'm also a witch.

And somehow The Real Estate Witch became the most accurate job title I've ever had. šŸ”®šŸ”

If you're buying a home, selling a home, moving to Vista, exploring North County San Diego, or you're simply wondering what exactly is going on over here...

Welcome to my weird little corner of the internet.

šŸ”® New here and wondering what the hell a Real Estate Witch actually does? Comment WITCH to summon S.C.O.U.T. and he’ll point you down the rabbit hole. 🪶

Receiving offers on your home is exciting! Choosing the right offer can get tricky - I will be there to guide you every ...
09/18/2026

Receiving offers on your home is exciting! Choosing the right offer can get tricky - I will be there to guide you every step of the way!

Your Home Buying & Selling Team. I handle the negotiation strategy. Adam Schmidt prepares the approval and loan structure. You move with confidence. Start Your Home Strategy Session Today.

DM or Call me at (602) 561-3114

For a full list of my services visit https://www.therealestatewitch.com/services

09/16/2026

The pickleballers have defeated the gate. And somehow that wasn’t even the biggest story from the latest Vista City Council meeting.

We’ve got a $1.83 MILLION question hanging over the AVO, a potential $10 million swing for a real community center in Vista, a new economic development roadmap, some VERY public public comment… and yes, the City of Vista is apparently deploying an actual chain against rogue pickleballers.

I watched the 3-hour meeting so you don’t have to.ā˜•ļø

The new Vista City Council Tea is up now.
ā–¶ļø If you’re seeing this right away, the link to watch the full episode is in my Stories.
ā–¶ļø Finding this later? The YouTube link is always saved in my YouTube Highlight on my profile.

And if you live in Vista, are thinking about moving to Vista, California, or just want to know what’s actually happening in this weird little corner of North County San Diego... this one’s for you.

https://youtu.be/pYIdU5PbNlw

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