09/14/2026
My human pays rent. I collect compliments. Fair arrangement. 🐾
I love living here. There’s always something new to sniff, a nap that needs taking, and a perfectly good reason to follow my human into every room.
I’ve even appointed myself head of Neighborhood Watch. So far, I’ve reported three squirrels and a suspicious leaf.
Five paws. Would renew. Preferably with a signing bonus of treats. 🦴
Bring your human. Let’s be neighbors. 🐶🏡