07/09/2026
Quick question. 🤔
Do you actually know what your house would sell for right now?
And before you say it, no, the Zestimate doesn't count. Zillow has never been inside your house. Zillow doesn't know you redid the kitchen. Zillow thinks your home's value should drop because the guy three doors down sold a house with a roof that doubled as a sprinkler system. 🚿
Zillow is basically a stranger guessing your weight from a helicopter. 🚁
I'm talking about the real number. The one a buyer would actually write on a contract this week, with a straight face, in front of witnesses.
Here's the fun part. Most people are way off. Some folks think they're sitting on a gold mine and they're not. Others are sitting on a gold mine and have no idea, which is honestly my favorite phone call to make. 💰
So here's the deal. Hit reply with your address and I'll run the real numbers for you. Free. No follow up calls. No 'just checking in' texts for the next six months. Just the number. 🏡
Worst case, you find out your house is worth more than you thought and you get to be insufferable about it at your next barbecue. 😎
