09/08/2026
🦆 MERV HAS ESCAPED. AGAIN.
We really need to stop underestimating a rubber duck.
Merv has disappeared somewhere around The Reserve again, and this week he seems particularly pleased with himself.
He left us one message:
“Everyone around here is always waiting for something.
Bills. Good news. Bad news. Something you ordered three days ago and have checked for six times already.
Me? I'm not waiting for anything.
I'm just enjoying the view.
You humans spend an awful lot of time looking straight ahead.
-Merv”
🔎 Find Merv and be the first resident to return him to the Leasing Office to claim this week's $50 gift card!
Remember: Merv is hiding somewhere residents are permitted to access. No climbing, dismantling, or disturbing anything necessary.
And if you found him last week, you're officially retired from Merv hunting until next year.
Good luck.