Thomas Caramanno

Licensed Real Estate Salesperson: COMPASS

10/13/2021

Random Guy: Looks like you’re dressed for Autumnal Equinox!

Me: Sorry, man. I only support local gyms.

10/12/2021

Two bedroom with garage in Kew Gardens. Recently renovated kitchen and bathroom. Close proximity to Kissena Park, express buses to Manhattan and the E/F subway stops.

10/08/2021

I thought this was a porta potty.

10/07/2021

This was nearly one year in the making and marks three transactions with - we braved Covid, a presidential election that sent jitters throughout the market, coordinating a contract signing while I was tripping on pain meds from having my wisdom teeth pulled, a mid-deal management change, a buyer with contingencies, a remote board and a bank that seemingly made every step that much more difficult (just ruminating over all of this makes me wish I still had that anesthesia….but I digress). Congratulations, Roberth! When are we finding your next house so you can renovate it to look exactly like all the other places I sold you? 🤔 😂

10/02/2021

Most fun I’ve had at a bar.

09/30/2021

This was by far the furthest I’ve driven for a sale but I’d do it again for and his family. We just closed this beautiful, four-bedroom, 5.6-acre colonial in Warwick. Completely open floor plan with expansive front porch and back deck boasting scenic views. It is so beautiful up there that I may just set up a tent in Joseph‘s backyard and call it home for the fall. Congratulations and enjoy country life!

09/15/2021

Waiting for Godonut.

09/13/2021

New rental available in Ditmars/Steinway neighborhood - 2 bedroom with huge private yard. Stainless steel kitchen appliances (including dishwasher), recently renovated bathroom, high ceilings and ample closet space. Yard is for exclusive use of this apartment’s tenants. Close proximity to shopping, restaurants and nightlife on Ditmars, as well as the N/W stop on 31st Street.
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09/10/2021

Me pointing to the plant that will be dead in a week if I get it.

09/06/2021

INT. CAR - LATE AFTERNOON. A frenetic real estate agent navigates lackadaisical pedestrians and aggressive taxi drivers while careening through midtown Manhattan, during rush hour, in an effort to reach AKAM property management before it closes, to supply its property manager with documents he claimed to have had over a month ago or risk adjourning the next day’s closing that took nearly five months to set; all while on a conference call with said manager, his buyer’s attorney, the bank attorney and the loan officer, and simultaneously talking himself down from a panic attack. - how’s that for a pilot opener?

Some deals are easy, but this wasn’t one of them. Nearly everything was an uphill battle, from coordinating virtual showings, to beating out another accepted offer and getting a contract signed by the skim of our teeth, to managing board and loan applications with an out-of-state client, to a properly management switch mid-deal, to the scene I just described above. While I’m thankful this closing came to pass, I’m more thankful that in the process, a really solid client turned into a really good friend.

- Thank you for always trusting me, for the late-night texts about our favorite horror movies that defused the stressful moments of this deal, and for sprinting in the rain to the seller’s attorney’s office with check in-hand at 5:00 PM on a Friday in April to get this contract signed 😂 Your tenacity and type-A personality were dually appreciated! Congratulations! You’re officially a New Yorker!

Address

2910 Broadway
Long Island City, NY
11106

Telephone

+13477768697

Website

https://www.compass.com/agents/thomas-caramanno/

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