04/30/2026
I went to Walmart today, and I was literally there for 5 minutes.
When I came outside, there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket because the car was parked in a disabled spot. So I went up to him and said, "C’mon, friend, how about turning a blind eye for once?"
He kept ignoring me n continued writing out tickets
This went on until he had stuck 5 tickets to the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner😜