Alisha Timon - DFW Realtor

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Alisha Timon - DFW Realtor

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Licensed Texas Realtor, Registered Nurse, Business Owner

REMAX Real Estate Services Main Office Number: 318-752-2700 Each Office Independently Owned and Operated Licensed in Louisiana by the LREC All claims made on this page regarding sales, sales volume and agent rankings are supplied and verified by Brokermetrics. Brokermetrics is an independent company that uses data compiled by the Northwest Louisiana Board of Realtors.

10/14/2026

Y’all. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

If your REALTOR® didn’t tell you to take the entire CVS pharmacy hanging off the back of your bathroom door down BEFORE picture day…YOU MIGHT NEED A NEW REALTOR! 🙄🤣

And we’re not even gonna discuss the fishing net hanging over the bathtub. 🐠😂

Listen, I show up BEFORE my photographer, and if I need to move some things around, straighten up, or hide a little clutter, I’M DOING IT! If I hurt your feelings, I apologize in advance. But I’m still moving it. 🤣

My job is to SELL your house, not photograph your shampoo collection!

Buyers fall in love with homes ONLINE before they ever walk through the front door. And THIS ain’t the picture that’s getting them there! 💀😂

10/13/2026

🏡🎉 JUST CLOSED!! NEW YORK CITY ➡️ TEXAS! 🤠❤️

Another New Yorker trading those big-city streets, freezing winters, and snow boots for some Texas sunshine, cowboy boots, and a whole lot of Southern hospitality! ☀️🔥

I am SO excited for this sweet lady and her new adventure! She’s making the big move from NYC to the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS to start her next chapter with her fiancé, who already lives here! ❤️

She has been an absolute JOY to work with, and I couldn’t be happier for her! I can’t wait for her to experience all the things we love about Texas… although we might need to have a little conversation about that Texas heat next summer! 😂🥵

And here’s the BEST part… she told me she’s already been sharing my information with her coworkers and trying to convince them to move to Texas, too! Since they all work remotely, I told her, “Girl, I’ll move the WHOLE OFFICE to Texas!” 😂🙌

I’m not kidding, y’all! Send ‘em ALL my way! I’ve got plenty of Texas homes to sell! 🏡🌪️

And talk about perfect timing… she’s getting here just in time to SKIP another brutal New York winter! ❄️✌️

WELCOME TO CELINA, TEXAS, SWEET GIRL! I’m so excited for everything this next chapter has in store for you and your family! Thank you for trusting me to help make it happen! ❤️

From the Big Apple to the Lone Star State… the Texas Tornado has you covered! 🌪️🤠

10/12/2026

🏡 JUST SOLD! 🎉💥

Another FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYER is one step closer to becoming a HOMEOWNER! 🏡❤️

And let me tell y’all…this one took a little negotiating, a whole lot of patience, and knowing exactly when to STAND OUR GROUND! 💪🌪️

One thing about me…I’m not afraid to walk away from a deal when it’s not in my client’s best interest. Sometimes the strongest negotiating move is knowing when NOT to make another move. 😉

And let’s just say…patience, persistence, and a little Texas Tornado negotiating paid off! 🌪️🔥

But the BEST part of this one? My buyer! He is genuinely one of the sweetest people, and he has been an absolute JOY to work with. Helping someone purchase their very first home is something that never gets old, and I couldn’t be happier for his family! ❤️

I don’t just open doors. I negotiate, advocate, and fight for my clients to get them the BEST deal possible! 💪

Now let’s get this one to the closing table! 🔑

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10/10/2026

Y’ALL. I CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

If your REALTOR® hires a professional photographer (or worse, takes the pictures themselves) and THIS is one of the photos they decide to upload to the MLS to SELL YOUR HOUSE……

YOU NEED A NEW REALTOR. IMMEDIATELY. 🚩🚩🚩

I am absolutely DYING over here. 😂😂😂

Not the kitchen. Not the living room. Not the backyard.

THE. SHOWER. CURTAIN. 🚿😭

What exactly are we marketing here?! The house or the $12.99 shower curtain from Walmart?! 🤣

And the best part??? Somebody actually looked at this picture and thought, “Yep! THAT’S the money shot! Upload it!” 📸💀

Y’all, I have seen some questionable MLS photos in my real estate career, but I can PROMISE you one thing……

You will NEVER catch me using a glamour shot of somebody’s shower curtain to market a home. 😂

Your home deserves professional marketing, beautiful photography, and an agent who understands that WE ARE SELLING THE HOUSE, NOT THE BATH ACCESSORIES!

And if your REALTOR thinks this is acceptable marketing……CALL ME. 🌪️

10/08/2026

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

09/30/2026

🏡 CLOSED in Irving, Texas! 🔑🎉

This one was a WILD RIDE… but my FIRST-TIME BUYERS are officially HOMEOWNERS!! ❤️

When we went under contract, I strongly recommended that my buyers go beyond the standard home inspection and have a sewer scope performed.

And THANK GOODNESS we did. 😳

That sewer scope and hydrostatic testing uncovered multiple plumbing leaks that ultimately resulted in OVER $30,000 IN PLUMBING REPAIRS that needed to be completed by the sellers before my buyers took ownership.

Did it delay our closing? Yep.

Were the sellers thrilled about it? Definitely not.

But here’s the thing… my job is to protect MY clients. My buyers shouldn’t move into their first home and discover a month later that they’re facing tens of thousands of dollars in plumbing problems.

So we worked through the delays, stayed on top of the repairs, and got it DONE. 🙌

And now my buyers are moving into their new home with brand-new plumbing work backed by a 50-YEAR WARRANTY instead of inheriting a $30,000+ problem. THAT is a win. 👏👏👏

This is exactly why inspections matter.
This is why sewer scopes matter.
And this is why having a Realtor who knows what questions to ask and what additional inspections to recommend matters.

Sometimes the best thing I can do for my clients isn’t getting them to the closing table FAST… it’s making sure that when they get there, I’ve done everything I can to protect them along the way.

Congratulations to my sweet first-time buyers on their new home in Irving, Texas! 🏡❤️🔑

We may have taken the scenic route to the closing table… but WE MADE IT! 😂🎉

09/29/2026

CLOSING #9 for September 🙌🏼

THIS is what it means to have a Realtor in your corner. ❤️🏡

My clients live in New York, so when it came time for their final walkthrough here in Dallas, I was their eyes and ears. And yesterday’s walkthrough was… let’s just say, NOT closing-ready. 😳

There were some last-minute issues with furniture my buyers had purchased from the seller, and the property still had quite a bit that needed to be removed. We were assured everything would be taken care of overnight.

My buyers had already signed remotely in New York, and we were scheduled to fund today. Technically, I could have trusted that everything had been handled.

But that’s not how I work.

So I went back AGAIN today before funding.

The house looked great. 🙌🏻
Then I opened the garage. 😳😳😳

NOPE.

What looked like thirty years’ worth of stuff was still sitting there. The Harleys were gone, but a whole lot of everything else was NOT. 😂

I immediately called title and said, HOLD THE BRAKES. DO NOT FUND.

My clients were not going to become homeowners AND inherit the job of cleaning out someone else’s garage.

So while my buyers were hundreds of miles away in New York, I stayed on it here in Texas. Truckload after truckload started leaving that garage until what needed to be handled was handled.

And NOW…

🎉 WE ARE OFFICIALLY FUNDED & CLOSED! 🎉

My clients can finally take a deep breath and enjoy becoming Texas homeowners, knowing somebody was here protecting their interests all the way to the finish line.

Closing day isn’t the day your Realtor’s job ends. Sometimes it’s the day you need them the MOST. ❤️

Welcome home, y’all! 🏡🔑

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McKinney, TX

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+13184221346

Website

https://www.timonsellstexas.com/

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