Randy Katakofsky, Associate Broker - Coldwell Banker American Homes

12/07/2025

Open house or circus? Hard to tell.

First hour: 115 people.
Total turnout: 163.
At one point it felt like I needed tickets and a popcorn machine.

Then a family decides to drop their baby—in the car seat—right on the living-room couch and just…walk away.
I ask them to move the baby.
So they move the baby…
to the floor.
And walk away again.

Somewhere between the crowds and the stroller parking zone forming in the den, a dad comes back with his little girl in tears because she “accidentally borrowed” a button from the house.
Great parenting moment.
Sad little kid.
Button safely returned.

Just another day in real estate.
You cannot make this stuff up.

09/06/2025

When two managers are so in sync that even their closets agree… they end up in the exact same shirt, UNPLANNED, both pushing their wife’s last nerve.

That’s what great minds from a great company look like.
Want to be part of a team this connected? We’re hiring.

Coldwell Banker American Homes
Coldwell Banker Real Estate LLC

09/03/2025

“Ya M***a, Ya Fatha, Ya Sista, and Even Ya Dog”… if that’s your MLS description, it’s time to rethink where you hang your license. 🤦‍♂️🐾

Discount shops might promise you a bigger split, but they won’t be there when your listing looks unprofessional or worse, when the Fair Housing police come calling. That’s your license and reputation on the line.

At , you get more than a name on the door. You get full-service support, compliance oversight, and a hands-on manager who makes sure your business looks sharp, professional, and protected.

Join a brokerage that helps you grow your business the right way and without risking it all on sloppy shortcuts.

Randy @ 516-761-2058

03/27/2025

📣 Big News! 📣
After an incredible journey with Douglas Elliman, I’m excited to share that I’m making the move to Coldwell Banker American Homes—and stepping into a new chapter as the Branch Manager of the Merrick office.

This is more than just a career move—it's an opportunity to lead, collaborate, and grow with an amazing team of agents. I'm incredibly grateful for everyone who’s been part of my journey so far, and I can’t wait to see what we build together in this next chapter.

Let’s get to work. 💼💙

08/25/2024

‼️🎉💕 I would like to announce and thank Diamond Law Group for their financial sponsorship of the Men Wear Pink - Charity event. ♦️ ♣️

September 19th 6pm at the Tap Room in Farmingdale.

Tickets are $40 each and can be purchased here ----> bit.ly/3UUqi77 using venmo/cashapp or zelle to my number 516-761-2058. (Saving on fees this year)

If you would like to be apart of a poker tournament please use the same link above to add an additional $100 for the buy in.
Due to capacity limits TICKETS WILL NOT BE SOLD AT THE DOOR
All proceeds go to Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society to raise awareness for breast cancer and aid in research.
**Follow my page for updates on new raffle donors.
Financial Sponsorship opportunities are available.
Raffle item support is also available - great way to get your business more exposure.
Any questions please reach out-
Randy Katakofsky
Ambassador for Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society
Associate Broker - Douglas Elliman Real Estate
516.761.2058
[email protected]

Bringing Humanity into Real Estate

08/16/2024

‼️🎉💕 I would like to announce and thank Dean Bounougias from the Carbon Team - CrossCountry Mortgage for their financial sponsorship of the Men Wear Pink - Charity event. ♦️ ♣️

Tickets are $40 each and can be purchased here ----> bit.ly/3UUqi77 using venmo/cashapp or zelle to my number 516-761-2058. (Saving oTickets are $40 each and can be purchased here ----> bit.ly/3UUqi77 using venmo/cashapp or zelle to my number 516-761-2058. (Saving o the fees this year).
If you would like to be apart of a poker tournament please use the same link above to add an additional $100 for the buy in.
Due to capacity limits TICKETS WILL NOT BE SOLD AT THE DOOR
All proceeds go to Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society to raise awareness for breast cancer and aid in research.
**Follow my page for updates on new raffle donors.
Financial Sponsorship opportunities are available.
Raffle item support is also available - great way to get your business more exposure.
Any questions please reach out-
Randy Katakofsky
Ambassador for Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society
Associate Broker - Douglas Elliman Real Estate
516.761.2058
[email protected]

07/26/2024

‼️🎉💕 I would like to announce and thank, Liberty Moving and Storage for their financial sponsorship of the Men Wear Pink - Charity event. ♦️ ♣️

Tickets are $40 each and can be purchased here ----> bit.ly/3UUqi77 using venmo/cashapp or zelle to my number 516-761-2058. (Saving on the fees this year).

If you would like to be apart of a poker tournament please use the same link above to add an additional $100 for the buy in.

Due to capacity limits TICKETS WILL NOT BE SOLD AT THE DOOR

All proceeds go to Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society to raise awareness for breast cancer and aid in research.

**Follow my page for updates on new raffle donors.

Financial Sponsorship opportunities are available.
Raffle item support is also available - great way to get your business more exposure.

Any questions please reach out-

Randy Katakofsky
Ambassador for Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society
Associate Broker - Douglas Elliman Real Estate
516.761.2058
[email protected]

Douglas Elliman
Douglas Elliman Real Estate Office in Central Nassau - Plainview, NY

07/21/2024

SAVE THE DATE - SEPTEMBER 19
‼️🎉💕 Announcing our SECOND Annual, Men Wear Pink - CHARITY NIGHT FUNDRAISER event. This year we are at The Tap Room in Farmingdale. ♦️ ♣️ Cocktail party fun starting at 6PM with food, soda, dessert and ONE FREE PINK DRINK. Cash bar!
All proceeds go to Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society to raise awareness for breast cancer and aid in research.

Casino Night
Poker
Music Trivia
50/50 will also be available
Raffles, Raffles, Raffles

**Follow my page for updates

Financial Sponsorship opportunities are available.
Raffle item support is also available - great way to get your business more exposure.

Any questions please reach out-

Randy Katakofsky
Ambassador for Men Wear Pink, American Cancer Society
Associate Broker - Douglas Elliman Real Estate
516.761.2058
[email protected]

American Cancer Society Douglas Elliman Tap Room

06/21/2024

So excited to announce that May's Agent of the Month was me!

👤Randy Katakofsky | Associate Broker
🏢Douglas Elliman Real Estate
📱516-761-2058
💻bit.ly/3UUqi77
📧[email protected]

05/16/2024

🏡NEW Current RENTAL Listing🏡
📌148 Locust St, Valley Stream
Offered at $2500
2🛏 1🛁
Welcome to your new apartment! This charming 2nd-floor rental in a private house offers comfort and convenience. The apartment features two large bedrooms and one full bath. The eat-in kitchen provides ample space for meals and entertaining. Enjoy the comfort of ductless and window air conditioning units to keep you cool during the summer months. The tenant has access to one spot in the driveway, making parking convenient. Please note that no pets are allowed. The tenant is responsible for paying for electric and cable. Can be rented partially furnished. Don't miss out on this fantastic opportunity!
Call Randy at 516-761-2058 FOR A SHOWING!
DM me on FB/IG for more info!
http://148-locust-street.properties.elliman.com

👤Randy Katakofsky | Associate Broker
🏢Douglas Elliman Real Estate
📱516-761-2058
💻bit.ly/3UUqi77
📧[email protected]

04/25/2024

🎉 Coming Soon 🎉 On Market Date 05/09/2024
🏡NEW Current Listing🏡
📌415 Willow Lane, Valley Stream
55 and Better Adult Community Condo DUPLEX
First Duplex in a year!
Offered at $585,000
2🛏 2🛁
DUPLEX! In a 55+ gated community, this duplex condo with 1480 square feet, is a find with the last listing over a year ago, highlighting its rarity. It has 2 large bedrooms, 2 full baths-one on each floor-and a loft. The first-floor bedroom features a balcony, and the kitchen includes granite counters and stainless steel appliances. The space is completed with a living/dining area, walk-in closets, pantry, washer, and dryer. Comfort is ensured with gas heating and central air. Community amenities include a clubhouse with a pool, billiards, gym, and well-kept grounds. Close to shopping and transportation, this condo offers both convenience and a chance at a sought-after home.
Welcome to your new condo at Dutchgate.
Call Randy at 516-761-2058 FOR A SHOWING!
DM me on FB/IG for more info!
👤Randy Katakofsky | Associate Broker
🏢Douglas Elliman Real Estate
📱516-761-2058
💻bit.ly/3UUqi77
📧[email protected]

04/19/2024

🏡NEW LISTING🏡 OPEN HOUSE
Saturday 4/20 and Sunday 4/21 from 12pm-2pm
📌55 Clark Blvd, Massapequa Park
Mother-Daughter by Permit
Offered at $699,999
Mother-Daughter expanded cape in Massapequa Park. This home within the Massapequa School District features 5 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, with hardwood floors throughout. Each floor boasts its own formal dining area, enhancing the home's appeal for gatherings. The two eat-in kitchens are designed for ultimate comfort and convenience, perfect for casual dining or morning coffee. The full basement offers additional storage or the potential for customization to fit any need. Modern amenities include a new washer and dryer, an updated boiler, and a hot water heater, all powered by efficient gas heat. Outside, the flat, open backyard awaits your personal touch, whether it's for gardening, entertainment, or relaxation. Situated near the LIRR, Park Boulevard, and the Massapequa Park Preserve path, this home combines accessibility with the tranquility of suburban living, making it ideal for those seeking a blend of convenience and comfort.
Call Randy at 516-761-2058 FOR A SHOWING!
DM me on FB/IG for more info!
👤Randy Katakofsky | Associate Broker
🏢Douglas Elliman Real Estate
📱516-761-2058
💻bit.ly/3UUqi77
📧[email protected]